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Floating Sperm Got My Daughter Pregnant

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A mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

She is demanding compensation.

'The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said.

'She is determined to go ahead with the case.'

The Polish tourist board has confirmed they have received a complaint from Mrs Kwiatkowska.


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Verh544 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Verh544

25 votes NegativePositive

136 days ago...

Uhhh, Is this possible?

WildMark : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

WildMark

84 votes NegativePositive

136 days ago...

No mom, your slutty daughter got knocked up while your head was turned.... sorry.

elcidcampeon : LVL 51: VP 5: said:

elcidcampeon

47 votes NegativePositive

136 days ago...

A Virgin birth... ?

ambulance : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

ambulance

52 votes NegativePositive

136 days ago...

i like how that article starts with lol.

mostafa.redha : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

mostafa.redha

18 votes NegativePositive

136 days ago...

Ha, this made my day. The things people will do just to make easy money...

Skade : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Skade

35 votes NegativePositive

136 days ago...

so that means a guy must have wanked inside the pool?

Dustin14 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Dustin14

54 votes NegativePositive

136 days ago...

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!"

The Pole answers, "The joke`s on you kid, Nyah, nyah,nyah! I wasn`t even home last night."

Venomousvole : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Venomousvole

16 votes NegativePositive

136 days ago...

possible, like being bitten by a shark that is being hit by lightning.

Violetninja420 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Violetninja420

51 votes NegativePositive

136 days ago...

Yeah im sure sperm have a great time surviving in tepid, chlorinated water.

AceBlake : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

AceBlake

36 votes NegativePositive

136 days ago...

Second coming of Jesus perhaps?

.define. : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

.define.

Hidden (Show Comment) -12 votes

135 days 23 hours ago...

^
duuuude... Totally.

hisoka : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

hisoka

30 votes NegativePositive

135 days 23 hours ago...

That`s why you should stop fucking them when they get that old! Noobs...

leoleotheiii : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

leoleotheiii

22 votes NegativePositive

135 days 23 hours ago...

"Yeah im sure sperm have a great time surviving in tepid, chlorinated water."

strong sperm, should not be aborted in order to breed super chlorine resisting humans

mufasa1023 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

mufasa1023

46 votes NegativePositive

135 days 22 hours ago...

next the daughter will get 60 tattooed stars put on her face "in her sleep"...

canadianbud420 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

canadianbud420

4 votes NegativePositive

135 days 22 hours ago...

well, some 8th grade science will make quick work of that case, as well as emberassing the mother to no end. PS: I`ve smoked all my life, but i got lung cancer from lfoating bits of cancer in the air :S

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