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puffmax : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

puffmax

20 votes NegativePositive

136 days 10 hours ago...

wow the music made the difference...

with the chicken dance song it looks like Jones is looking at his dad while thinking, "yup he`s gone off the deep end".

Gambit Xe : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Gambit Xe

29 votes NegativePositive

136 days 10 hours ago...

note to self
lead lined fridge > nucular blast

Venomousvole : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Venomousvole

16 votes NegativePositive

136 days 7 hours ago...

1. It`s pretty obvious to me he escaped the tank plummet by lashing his whip to that handy root and climbing up.

2. "let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky" = awesome

DoctorRandomercam : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

DoctorRandomercam

28 votes NegativePositive

136 days 7 hours ago...

OK, can`t believe he didn`t mention the bit in Crystal Skull where Indy`s son (whatever his name is) all of a sudden knows how to swing on vines like tarzan and can apparently do it fast enough to overtake a speeding truck. I mean there could be a top hundred dumb moments from that movie, I could... it was just... Sorry I`m still not over this... they raped him! He was our friend and they raped him!

torne : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

torne

10 votes NegativePositive

136 days 4 hours ago...

I usually agree or laugh at AVGN or CineMassacre, but picking on silly scenes in Indiana Jones is just stating the obvious! Thats what made the movies so great.. the bullshit!

i call "big pile of elephant diarrhea!"

Militades : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Militades

11 votes NegativePositive

135 days 20 hours ago...

The movie clips at the end comparing Indy to past movies was the most intriguing segment. Good post

saltesc : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

saltesc

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135 days 18 hours ago...

This was actually super gay... 2/5

Watch the AVGN fanboys vote me down! :D

s3r4ph : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

s3r4ph

25 votes NegativePositive

135 days 17 hours ago...

anyone who`s been a member of spiked for more than a year or so knows that just ONE bird can seriously fuck a plane up, be it propeller or jet engine

MANBEARPIG187 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

MANBEARPIG187

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135 days 16 hours ago...

^
but no go through the propeller, crack the cockpit window, and send the plane plummining straight into the ground? Its a spitfire or somethin ffs it has big ass machine guns on it, it could easily have taken out a flock of seagulls, it was built to kill nazi planes. its clearly a worthy bullshit scene....

Im just really high right now...

ParticleMan420 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

ParticleMan420

-5 votes NegativePositive

135 days 15 hours ago...

thats the problem with fanboys. They dont get that the movies are supposed to be cheesy.

they`re that way over star wars too, which was made in the same vein as indy, an hommage to the old serials. Indy was the adventure serials and star wars was the sci-fi/buck rogers type.

picking on shit like nuke proof fridges, ewoks, and the bad acting (star wars) just shows how pretentious and clueless fanboys are.

they`re supposed to be fun movies, not a fucking lifestyle.
speaking of "fun movies" the same douchebags that defend the shitfest of transformers because it was "a fun movie" are probably the ones talking shit about jarjar and hayden christianson`s (however the fuck you spell it) horrible acting.

MANWHORE : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

MANWHORE

1 votes NegativePositive

135 days 14 hours ago...

Sorry I disagree with your No1 pick, any scene out of the latest movie qualifies for the No1 dumbest moment.

cwazytech : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

cwazytech

2 votes NegativePositive

135 days 13 hours ago...

I think the sequence that defies logic that every one misses is in The Last Crusade. Can someone please tell me how Indy`s bag gets wrapped around that tank gun and magically unwrapped? The gun is blown open at the tip and somehow the should strap of the bag gets wrapped around it. Watch closely.

And reason #5 = not dumb enough to make the list.

struck21 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

struck21

1 votes NegativePositive

135 days 10 hours ago...

Some of my favorite movies are B movies or crappy "A" movies. I agree that people are losing their imagination and nick-pick everything to a Tee, but when i see a 100mil dollar movie, i can`t think of it as a B movie.

Evil dead, done on a $15 nudget and I love it for what it is. Orginal Star Wars, granted not a B movie but still, had that feel the first time you see it.

T1MT1M : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

T1MT1M

0 votes NegativePositive

135 days 9 hours ago...

Lol, Evil dead, love the moon in that movie.

thedude7 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

thedude7

-3 votes NegativePositive

135 days 5 hours ago...

I found the temple of doom funny especially where the indians eat bugs and monkey brains.LOL. A huge percentage of indians in india eat regular vegetables.

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