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An elderly Croat man died last week after a prostitute agreed to give him oral sex at a discounted rate.

Police said the 80-year-old man met the 30-year-old prostitute in the center of the city and agreed to the price of just under $6.50 for oral sex, the Croatian Times reports.

The two then went inside an abandoned house. When the man dropped his pants, he suffered a heart attack. The prostitute called for help but rescuers arrived too late to save him.

He was described in the local paper as a person who had been “looking for sex to his last breath.”

Now, that’s one bargain that will stop you dead in your tracks.

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wholesome : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

wholesome

14 votes NegativePositive

138 days 15 hours ago...

he died doing something he loved

focus mode : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

focus mode

6 votes NegativePositive

138 days 15 hours ago...

What a dirty fool

good way to go out i guess but if u cant handle it :P

he must have blown the most enormous freaking load that would make Peter North feel like a pervert

kingkui14 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

kingkui14

63 votes NegativePositive

138 days 13 hours ago...

UNDER $6.50?!!?? Why do i have a girlfriend!

sc1zzen : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

sc1zzen

28 votes NegativePositive

138 days 13 hours ago...

i wonder if she takes coupons?

Squints182003 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Squints182003

27 votes NegativePositive

138 days 12 hours ago...

That sucks.

irishkreme : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

irishkreme

-3 votes NegativePositive

138 days 11 hours ago...

Cheap but not enough to get some mouth to mouth!

selfworm : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

selfworm

14 votes NegativePositive

138 days 8 hours ago...

That`s going to be one awkward funeral.

PizzaBoi : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

PizzaBoi

5 votes NegativePositive

138 days 7 hours ago...

"a prostitute agreed to give him oral sex at a discounted rate."

So like...did he just flash his AARP card or something?

mostafa.redha : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

mostafa.redha

-1 votes NegativePositive

138 days 7 hours ago...

The picture matches the story so well!!!

Jay Gatsby : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Jay Gatsby

28 votes NegativePositive

138 days 6 hours ago...

"UNDER $6.50?!!?? Why do i have a girlfriend!"

Because you`re gf is probably moderately attractive and STD free, whereas a $6.50 whore has a war-torn face and enough diseases to take down an elephant.

jiggly : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

jiggly

2 votes NegativePositive

137 days 12 hours ago...

"Hello young woman, I`d like you to HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG"

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