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Ready For School in Less Than 5 Minutes

How to get a kid dressed, fed, and out the door in less than 5 minutes:

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Gixxer : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Gixxer

48 votes NegativePositive

140 days 19 hours ago...

Wow. It usually takes me 5 minutes only to open my eyes.

Funny stuff!

Really want to know the t-shirt folding technique.

Vizreel : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Vizreel

20 votes NegativePositive

140 days 19 hours ago...

Goddamnit, people, it`s not THAT funny!

[sic]jester : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

[sic]jester

21 votes NegativePositive

140 days 18 hours ago...

Man I want to live in Japan.

ericwtlaws : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

ericwtlaws

69 votes NegativePositive

140 days 15 hours ago...

No kid is that obedient in the morning.

2NR : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

2NR

Hidden (Show Comment) -24 votes

138 days 23 hours ago...

what the eff was the point of all that? It was a Sunday, no one goes to school on Sunday DUHH..

noneother : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

noneother

41 votes NegativePositive

138 days 19 hours ago...

man those jap chicks are hot. off to spankwire...

Thomahawk : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Thomahawk

21 votes NegativePositive

136 days 19 hours ago...

extreme gore lol

amnesiac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

amnesiac

29 votes NegativePositive

136 days 18 hours ago...

*tries to put pants on the way he did*

*falls and smacks head on dresser drawer*

that1guy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

that1guy

7 votes NegativePositive

136 days 18 hours ago...

So crack is the secret to all of their crazy antics?

Kenny McCormick : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Kenny McCormick

24 votes NegativePositive

136 days 18 hours ago...

no shower?

ass-goblin : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

ass-goblin

28 votes NegativePositive

136 days 17 hours ago...

no morning wood?

Septicore : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Septicore

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

136 days 17 hours ago...

What`s the point of having kids this way?

Guitarist : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Guitarist

15 votes NegativePositive

136 days 15 hours ago...

man, every time i watch these videos i realize more and more than japanese people are fucking nuts.

i want to move there so bad.

boazjuggalo : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

boazjuggalo

8 votes NegativePositive

136 days 15 hours ago...

Maybe dumb American question, but what was the fruit she was squeezing the glass of juice out of? Looked like a rotten apple.

imjac : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

imjac

1 votes NegativePositive

136 days 13 hours ago...

^^^^ This is how:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyK9-5CBZA0&feature=related
^And in case you didn`t pay attention to that one, here`s one by a japanese woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MtIqopmEFM

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