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A Scientific Creation Story

"To convey the logical absurdity of trying to squeeze the round peg of science into the square hole of religion, I penned the following scientific revision of the Genesis creation story."

posted by DingoDango
6/15/2009 4:48:14 PM

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DestructiveSoul : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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159 days 1 hour ago...

Well when you tell it that way it just sounds rediculous!

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Vizreel : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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158 days 21 hours ago...

God really has it tough

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flip550 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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158 days 20 hours ago...

bhahaha gold!

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RowdyTavern : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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158 days 19 hours ago...

Wow! It all makes so much sense now...

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The Trunk Monkey : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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158 days 18 hours ago...

Cool. But I think this may have already been posted (about a month ago?)

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Wayans : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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158 days 16 hours ago...

Best thing I`ve seen on Spiked.

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DoctorRandomercam : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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158 days 15 hours ago...

I will just laugh my ass off if it all turns out to be true, and God really is this bumbling fuckhead who just pissed everything up the wall from the beginning. I don`t care if I burn forever in hell. I`ll NEVER STOP LAUGHING.

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Glitchen : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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158 days 11 hours ago...

Religion Fail.... again.

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tijus : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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158 days 11 hours ago...

Repost!! http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/182494/Michael-Shermer-Genesis-Revisite
d-A-Scientific-Creation-Story.html

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napalm4sd : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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158 days 10 hours ago...

repoooooossssssssst

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Fillefjonkan : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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158 days 10 hours ago...

Lol comedy gold :P

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Vinz : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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158 days 10 hours ago...

That music is way too over-used. Stop using the same 2 minutes of Strauss` "Also sprach Zarathustra", the rest of this music is much more interesting!

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Swishy! : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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158 days 10 hours ago...

Nobody gives a fuck about you stasi repost officers. I have not seen this before and i enjoyed it. Thank you DingoDango.

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Grothesk : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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158 days 9 hours ago...

I was gonna vote it down but the end point was done with taste; the video is not putting down the beliefs of others but is showing the absurdity of equating religion to science.

Unfortunately I think this point flew right over the heads of a few posters here who display their intellectual might with "lol religion fail" and "I`ll laugh in Hell forever." The Genesis Account has been around for thousands of years and will be will be around thousands of years after all of us are dust. To watch a 7 minute video (which, while good, will be forgotten in less than two days) and claim, "the Genesis Account is incorrect" is a joke of the most laughable level.

Do as the creator of this video did: open your mind, children.

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