Upgrade your browser!

Skip to Content

Videos / Celebrities & More /

Crocodile Dundee - That`s Not A Knife

Classic Paul Hogan.

  • Views: 5386
  • All Ages
  • All Ages

Tags Tags: Life

Related Media

  • Video:Last Day Dream
  • Last Day Dream
  • "A short and stunning film piece by director Chris Milk. . .
  • Votes 4.21/5 - Views 1956 - Comments 4
  • Video:Life Bars
  • Life Bars
  • I`m going to hell for this.
  • Votes 4.32/5 - Views 3465 - Comments 15

View All

Your Macromedia's Flash Player
may be out of date

Click here to upgrade your flash player.

You may also get this message if you have disabled your javascript. You must enable it to view videos.



Trouble playing the video? Click here to download the original.

Rate This Video:
Rate it 0.5 Rate it 1.0 Rate it 1.5 Rate it 2.0 Rate it 2.5 Rate it 3.0 Rate it 3.5 Rate it 4.0 Rate it 4.5 Rate it 5.0

4.74 out of 5 based on 1086 votes

Rating Results:
Earn XP by sharing this video!
learn more

Video URL:

Embedded Link:

Send This Video To A Cell Phone! Digg

15 Comments

Current View: 15 / Show all Comments

mag1kr3zin : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mag1kr3zin

94 votes NegativePositive

162 days 7 hours ago...

Thats not a knoif......

proconsul : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

proconsul

113 votes NegativePositive

162 days 5 hours ago...

"Thats not a knife, it`s a spoon..."

"Ah, I see you`ve played knifey spoony before"

Domagos : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Domagos

76 votes NegativePositive

161 days 23 hours ago...

Classic "my dick`s bigger than yours" quarrel.

nun_slayer181 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

nun_slayer181

36 votes NegativePositive

161 days 7 hours ago...

if those kids really were in a gang the guy at the back would have shot him

daftcunt : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

daftcunt

52 votes NegativePositive

161 days 6 hours ago...

^yes, but this is a movie and it is still very funny!

Gixxer : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Gixxer

35 votes NegativePositive

161 days 5 hours ago...

That didn`t only sound corny. It was!

moakley : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

moakley

67 votes NegativePositive

161 days 5 hours ago...

now suck my cock you corny bitch

fattirefury : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

fattirefury

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

161 days 5 hours ago...

Holy hell fly dung heap

sebkarlsson : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

sebkarlsson

51 votes NegativePositive

161 days 4 hours ago...

That man`s a national treasure!

360SNaKe : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

360SNaKe

7 votes NegativePositive

161 days 3 hours ago...

AH!!!! FRAP FRAP I she is sexy in that movie

Amendment IX : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Amendment IX

3 votes NegativePositive

161 days 1 hour ago...

too bad he had to leave Australia due to `tax problems`

The Ron : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

The Ron

7 votes NegativePositive

161 days 1 hour ago...

it`s a chuzzwazza

Jagged : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Jagged

3 votes NegativePositive

160 days 23 hours ago...

KNIFE-WRENCH!

cheezystuntmonke : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

cheezystuntmonke

2 votes NegativePositive

160 days 19 hours ago...

and we wonder how terrorists get on airplanes. how the hell did he get that in the states

edthegr8 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

edthegr8

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

160 days 16 hours ago...

a white mans dream to say my dick is bigger then urs blacky but i guess i knife is a good secondary

Post a Comment:

Avatar

The Spikedhumor Drawing!Drawing Coming Soon!
Prize
Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

Recent Blog Posts

Gifs [11.21.09] / [11.22.09]

Gifs [11.20.09]

Couple Busted For Refusing To...

Pimp Calls Off Rabbi's Drug F...

Paedophile Scare Keeps Santa ...

Agents Seize 316,000 Bongs In...

Woman Leaves $40,000 At Shrin...

Baby Girl Named After Car

Hotlinks on Spiked

Motorola Verizon DROID review

15 Best Prison Movies

Worst DVD Bootleg Covers

The Top 10 Doomsday Prophecies

UFC 106: Ortiz vs. Griffin 2

Spiked Classics of 2006

Will Ferrell - "Talladega...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
3913079
Mungo9000
View Profile
Level: 36
Voting Power: 4.4

America's Funniest Dog Vi...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
4934435
xbigvmanx
View Profile
Level: 14
Voting Power: 2.3

Bonfire Surprise
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
6911197
xbigvmanx
View Profile
Level: 14
Voting Power: 2.3

Why Macintosh Sucks
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.6
  • 5
19768045
BiGGy
View Profile
Level: 24
Voting Power: 3.3

Master Of The Drums - Bud...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.0
  • 5
11319362
pinoyboy324
View Profile
Level: 19
Voting Power: 2.8

Painful Trampoline Accide...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.1
  • 5
9722353
BeerBaron03
View Profile
Level: 41
Voting Power: 4.9

Earth Vs. Humans
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.2
  • 5
12240304
Beeziie
View Profile
Level: 36
Voting Power: 4.4

Conan O'Brien - Stackenbl...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.6
  • 5
3310876
PorridgeGun
View Profile
Level: 50
Voting Power: 5

Whose Line - Let's Make A...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
2611218
AlphaKennyOne
View Profile
Level: 22
Voting Power: 3.1

Won't You Be My Neighbor?
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.2
  • 5
498307
DazednConfused
View Profile
Level: 28
Voting Power: 3.7

Unnecessary Censorship 19
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.3
  • 5
4620653
The Gatekeeper
View Profile
Level: 47
Voting Power: 5

Ninja Turtles Trailer
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.3
  • 5
6412642
ravster
View Profile
Level: 46
Voting Power: 5

Whose Line - Hoedown
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.2
  • 5
2814162
AlphaKennyOne
View Profile
Level: 22
Voting Power: 3.1

Ninja Turtles Intro
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.2
  • 5
15240863
ravster
View Profile
Level: 46
Voting Power: 5

Spiderman Venom 2
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.3
  • 5
4414226
ravster
View Profile
Level: 46
Voting Power: 5

Scene from Eurotrip
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
6019614
mr_perfect87106
View Profile
Level: 16
Voting Power: 2.5

Offspring - Pretty Fly Fo...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.1
  • 5
5510362
03_Pirate
View Profile
Level: 36
Voting Power: 4.4

WTC Victim Kevin Cosgrove...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
37037766
Starkweather
View Profile
Level: 25
Voting Power: 3.4