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Crocodile Dundee - That`s Not A Knife

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mag1kr3zin : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mag1kr3zin

94 votes NegativePositive

148 days 9 hours ago...

Thats not a knoif......

proconsul : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

proconsul

113 votes NegativePositive

148 days 7 hours ago...

"Thats not a knife, it`s a spoon..."

"Ah, I see you`ve played knifey spoony before"

Domagos : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Domagos

76 votes NegativePositive

148 days 1 hour ago...

Classic "my dick`s bigger than yours" quarrel.

nun_slayer181 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

nun_slayer181

36 votes NegativePositive

147 days 8 hours ago...

if those kids really were in a gang the guy at the back would have shot him

daftcunt : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

daftcunt

52 votes NegativePositive

147 days 8 hours ago...

^yes, but this is a movie and it is still very funny!

Gixxer : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Gixxer

35 votes NegativePositive

147 days 7 hours ago...

That didn`t only sound corny. It was!

moakley : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

moakley

67 votes NegativePositive

147 days 7 hours ago...

now suck my cock you corny bitch

fattirefury : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

fattirefury

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

147 days 6 hours ago...

Holy hell fly dung heap

sebkarlsson : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

sebkarlsson

51 votes NegativePositive

147 days 5 hours ago...

That man`s a national treasure!

360SNaKe : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

360SNaKe

7 votes NegativePositive

147 days 5 hours ago...

AH!!!! FRAP FRAP I she is sexy in that movie

Amendment IX : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Amendment IX

3 votes NegativePositive

147 days 3 hours ago...

too bad he had to leave Australia due to `tax problems`

The Ron : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

The Ron

7 votes NegativePositive

147 days 2 hours ago...

it`s a chuzzwazza

Jagged : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Jagged

3 votes NegativePositive

147 days 1 hour ago...

KNIFE-WRENCH!

cheezystuntmonke : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

cheezystuntmonke

2 votes NegativePositive

146 days 21 hours ago...

and we wonder how terrorists get on airplanes. how the hell did he get that in the states

edthegr8 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

edthegr8

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

146 days 18 hours ago...

a white mans dream to say my dick is bigger then urs blacky but i guess i knife is a good secondary

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