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Space Travel Leaves You Ugly


Going boldly where no man has gone before is likely to leave you going bald, claims scientists – not to mention fat and ugly.

Making long space journeys, like those envisaged in the future, will not be good for your looks or figure, claim scientists who believe they will leave astronauts looking short, fat and bald.

They believe living permanently in space for many years, perhaps even for many generations, adversely affects human's looks because they will not require any effort to move or keep warm.

Near zero gravity would leave humans stunted and cause their bones and muscles to be underdeveloped, said astrobiologist Dr Lewis Dartnell.

They will also have bloated faces and lose their hair because fluid would pool in their skulls and there would be no need for insulation from the cold.

Dr Dartnell, from University College London, admitted that by the time they reach their destination they may not pass an audition for Star Trek.

"With little effort required to move around in microgravity and an environment that is never too hot or cold, future spacemen and women are likely to become pretty chubby," he said.

"Without gravity, fluid would float up to pool in the skull, which would cause the head to look permanently swollen out of proportion.

"Also, with no need for hair to insulate the head or eyelashes to flick dust from their eyes, future humans may become completely hairless."

Speaking at the Cheltenham Science Festival, Dr Dartnell also addressed the question of what aliens on other worlds might look like.

He said: "Certain features of the human body, such as camera-like eyes, head, and legs would evolve time and time again on different worlds, and so many features of alien animals are likely to be instantly recognisable. "However other features of life, such as the number of limbs animals develop, or the shape and colour of trees, would be much more variable between worlds."

The Kepler space telescope was launched earlier this year and is expected to find dozens of Earthlike planets orbiting distant stars.

Some of these could host complex life. But even the nearer stars are so far away that travelling to them could take generations.

By the time the first humans arrive on an extrasolar planet, any aliens they meet are likely to find their appearance a shock.

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darkfeather : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

darkfeather

35 votes NegativePositive

153 days ago...

Aren`t many of us already bloated - aka fat houses - already?

Neferati : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Neferati

39 votes NegativePositive

153 days ago...

Sounds like a vast majority of Americans are all prepared to live in space

tony : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

tony

14 votes NegativePositive

153 days ago...

solution? artificial gravity and make exercise a mandatory routine. just because we`re in space doesn`t mean we dont have to do anything to maintain our bodies. now as far creating gravity im not a physicist so i might be ahead of myself ;P

oddjob458 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

oddjob458

19 votes NegativePositive

152 days 23 hours ago...

I dont think that we would lose our hair because it would become useless. Does pubic hair really offer anything other than a home for lice and crabs?

Swishy! : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Swishy!

5 votes NegativePositive

152 days 23 hours ago...

^^they could add a spinning part to the ship, so the centrifugal(?) power would press you against the side creating at least some sort of `downward` force. Or maybe magnetsuits to press your body against the floor.
Then again i`m not a psysicist either, so those ideas would probably leave you horribly mangled...

PizzaBoi : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

PizzaBoi

3 votes NegativePositive

152 days 23 hours ago...

Solution: cryogenics.

Neferati : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Neferati

5 votes NegativePositive

152 days 22 hours ago...

^^They are talking about living in space

friedmeat : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

friedmeat

-5 votes NegativePositive

152 days 22 hours ago...

centrifugal force cant work on a weight less object

Valaur : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Valaur

18 votes NegativePositive

152 days 22 hours ago...

For a glimpse of your future, watch WALL-E.

nastc1 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

nastc1

3 votes NegativePositive

152 days 21 hours ago...

OLD news.

Fillefjonkan : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Fillefjonkan

1 votes NegativePositive

152 days 21 hours ago...

Ehm....retarded or what?
Evolution is no more, you don`t survive more easily with those traits.

WilliVanilli : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

WilliVanilli

6 votes NegativePositive

152 days 20 hours ago...

well. That explains Shatner.

pEAGER : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

pEAGER

1 votes NegativePositive

152 days 18 hours ago...

thats why they have exercise equipment on the space stations... granted most astronauts arent able to walk under their own power for a few days after re-entry but they human body adapts quickly to the return of gravity

Verh544 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Verh544

1 votes NegativePositive

152 days 15 hours ago...

Solution: Gravity machine?

leoleotheiii : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

leoleotheiii

0 votes NegativePositive

151 days 22 hours ago...

wait....if thats the case, why does astronauts even need those intense physical training in the first place????

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