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5 Ways to Say "Go to Hell"

Fear is a great way to scare people into your beliefs, but telling people to go to hell outright might not be effective. Here are five ways to tell people that'll they be tortured for eternity, without the side effect of looking like a bigoted quack.

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LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

4 votes NegativePositive

168 days ago...

Al is awesome.

Domagos : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Domagos

-5 votes NegativePositive

167 days 22 hours ago...

I`d like grab a beer with this guy.

Csmack : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Csmack

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167 days 14 hours ago...

This was ever so enlightening. I never noticed I was being motivated by fear all the time at church until this genius atheist said so. Yes, I guess I, like all religious people, hate science too. Man, he has it all figured out. Did I mention all us Christians hate science? That`s why there`s never been a scientist who has been Christian...ever. AND we suck at critical thinking which is why calculus was NOT invented by 2 Christians.

Now I`m gonna copy and paste excerpts from Dawkins` book everywhere instead of writing out my own thoughts, cuz I`m a free thinker.

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

1 votes NegativePositive

167 days 13 hours ago...

Thank you for finally admitting it Csmack.

I`m glad you were fully comprehend that Al was talking, not to the type of people he mentioned in the video, but to you directly as well.

I think some of your claims though are erroneous and could come across as sarcastic if people read them quickly.

Other than that, great post..... or was that sarcasm?

s3r4ph : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

s3r4ph

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167 days 13 hours ago...

VOTE ME DOWN TOO!!!!

Whiteguy : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Whiteguy

22 votes NegativePositive

167 days 13 hours ago...

Stupid Video.. VOTE ME UP!

Csmack : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Csmack

6 votes NegativePositive

167 days 12 hours ago...

I see not too many people took kindly to my conversion except for you Leigh. Thanks for being there.

But since I didn`t receive a warm welcome into atheism, I`m reverting back to my science-hating-fear-mongering-critical-thinking-lacking ways.

Sexytist : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Sexytist

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167 days 12 hours ago...

VOTE ME UP TOO!

pyranos : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

pyranos

3 votes NegativePositive

167 days 12 hours ago...

*yawn*

L3b3rt : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

L3b3rt

4 votes NegativePositive

167 days 12 hours ago...

this guy sucks at remembering more then one sentence at a time without fucking up

Joner : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Joner

-1 votes NegativePositive

167 days 11 hours ago...

Something tells me bible thumpers got a handle on downvoting.

tman : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

tman

1 votes NegativePositive

167 days 10 hours ago...

Yup bible thumpers are at it again. Voting down anyone who don`t agree with their flawed logic.

Rekon : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Rekon

-2 votes NegativePositive

167 days 7 hours ago...

Hey Csmack, The two Christians your referring to who created Calculus would be more accurately defined as legendary scientists who lead in their field of matter, energy, and their interactions. Just like morals and ethics don`t belong to religion, neither does the credit for this discovery belong to the fact they were Christians.
These great men where Isaac Newton and German mathematician Gottfried Leibniz.
And don`t give me that `not relying like everyone else cuz im a freethinker` Christian argument. If you really did think about it, you`d realize its both ridiculous and ironic.

Hannsimus : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Hannsimus

1 votes NegativePositive

167 days 7 hours ago...

more religious shit and/or atheists bashing it? YAAAWWNN!

Claymore : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Claymore

0 votes NegativePositive

167 days 6 hours ago...

This guy sounds like a jackass. I can`t tell if he`s trying to convert or be funny.

If he`s just trying to be funny, well picking such a sensitive topic as religion isn`t good way to start a career. If he`s converting... Learn some better tactics because that was just stupid.

I hope Satan fucks you up your ass! That`s another way to say "go to hell"!

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