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Loveline - Hot Chicks With Douchebags

Your not getting laid if you`re average. Sorry!

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Kokujin : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Kokujin

60 votes NegativePositive

176 days 21 hours ago...

LOL

im a normal joe :(

but atleast I have my pride, goddamn, 2:40 that guy takes the douche award

blue_devil : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

blue_devil

32 votes NegativePositive

176 days 19 hours ago...

why do the gay guys in the background sound like they are having an orgasm every time Adam Carolla says something ? lol

Mike. : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Mike.

28 votes NegativePositive

176 days 15 hours ago...

2:57 - 3:25
So true.

Ninjzz : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Ninjzz

61 votes NegativePositive

176 days 11 hours ago...

and then woman wonder why they are treated like crap by these guys why they only want sex and leave and they blame ALL MEN sorry you made your choice your into "Bad Boy" di@k heads your get treated like a d@ick head ....

The.Kid.Crochet : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

The.Kid.Crochet

9 votes NegativePositive

176 days 9 hours ago...

I fucking love Adams rants, legendery. I wish loveline was free, but Adams podcast is free atleast.

Kold_Dusk : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Kold_Dusk

33 votes NegativePositive

176 days 8 hours ago...

I wish I had heard this ten years ago. Maybe then at least I would have gotten laid by now.

DoctorRandomercam : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

DoctorRandomercam

103 votes NegativePositive

176 days 7 hours ago...

ZOMG YES. A thousand times yes. But the thing is, we all know full well that this is the case. Assholes and douchebags get pussy. But whenever we TRY to be an asshole or a douchebag, we can`t pull it off. We just come across as assholes and douchebags AND we don`t get pussy - the dictionary fucking definition of rock bottom.

The most frustrating thing of all is that guys who are dickheads most of time, whenever they have those rare moments of being nice guys, the girls all go "Oh, you see, he`s nice really, under all that exterior." But take a guy who`s nice most of the time. In the rare moments when HE`S a dickead, the girls all go "Well, he`s sure shown his true colours!" You can`t win! You can`t migrate from nice guy to "asshole who gets laid." It`s like it`s written in stone. "Nope. your choices are "nice guy who doesn`t get laid" or "occasional asshole who doesn`t get laid." Get yourself a computer and make yourself comfortable, sonny. It`s going to be a long life."

www.darkcheese.com

^ Relevant. Not spam.

SSJTrunks : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

SSJTrunks

4 votes NegativePositive

176 days 7 hours ago...

DoctoRandomercam. Just too damn right.

It`s not just about that though. You gotta get a car, money, a tan that will kill you when you`re 40 and shitloads of cash. After that you`ll be knee deep in pussy.

JimCarrSavannah : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

JimCarrSavannah

27 votes NegativePositive

176 days 7 hours ago...

Don`t worry Adam.... When these chicks are past their prime and done slinging the pussy at all these "posers" as you put it, they will be happy to let your buddy Mike pay for their boob jobs and every other "need" they can dream up for the rest of his natural life. And when they really really want something..... they might even give him a little of that left over pussy.

Venomousvole : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Venomousvole

20 votes NegativePositive

176 days 6 hours ago...

like flys to shit. "you can take a whore to culture, but you can`t make her think"

Bombardier4.3 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Bombardier4.3

18 votes NegativePositive

176 days 6 hours ago...

Yeah, all the D-Bags attract the really hot women, but they are all idiots that contribute nothing to society besides the occasional porno...

myduyquan : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

myduyquan

2 votes NegativePositive

176 days 4 hours ago...

American women are stupid and dumb and just wants everything they see on T.V. If you want a real woman that treats you like a real man, go visit Europe or Asia, they know how to treat a man!

EvilPasta : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

EvilPasta

-2 votes NegativePositive

176 days 4 hours ago...

you know, i would probably fuck denis leary,for that song. and i`m a straight guy.

MANWHORE : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

MANWHORE

50 votes NegativePositive

176 days 3 hours ago...

Im a plain guy and I get lots of pussy, only costs $150 an hour.

joshfu : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

joshfu

Hidden (Show Comment) -14 votes

176 days 3 hours ago...

boo fucking hoo. I cant get pussy. mommy please tell those mean men that i should get pussy too. You guys are fucking sad. If you want to get laid, how about you recognize that women want to get laid too! its just that you bastards are trying to hard to impress them that you cant be yourself and you end up BEING a giant douchebag, for the anus.

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