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How To Disable A Woman

Warning: To maintain your integrity as a man, only use the moves depicted as a last resort.

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6/5/2009 8:23:54 AM

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mrgoldylac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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156 days 22 hours ago...

Do you have to wear the banana hammock?

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Riotshoes : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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156 days 22 hours ago...

Jesus...

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Dizzybomber2 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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156 days 22 hours ago...

this is the best thing ive seen all day

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youtubepass : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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156 days 21 hours ago...

best thing ever. This is good for the nerds who need self defense against a woman. lol

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OldHungry : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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156 days 21 hours ago...

They both look like they`re enjoying themselves, actually, in an S&M kinda way

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S h a R i n G a N : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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156 days 21 hours ago...

Why is the guy showing more skin than the girl?

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HE4DHUNT3R : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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156 days 21 hours ago...

@S h a R i n G a N - Well because he was dressing like a slut so he was about to get raped.

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STONED->BC : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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156 days 18 hours ago...

KICK HER IN THE BOX,
BY WHICH GIVING HER A FAT LIPP
HEHE

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blue_devil : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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156 days 16 hours ago...

How to disable a woman for the GAYS :))

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struck21 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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156 days 14 hours ago...

Isn`t that sex? or have I been doing it wrong?

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Needless_Kane : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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156 days 13 hours ago...

NIPPLE TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Megaclaw2 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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156 days 12 hours ago...

best laugh of today.

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CreepierSpy : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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156 days 9 hours ago...

wonder if this is the same way u take out a fat guy

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Kanthalas : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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155 days 19 hours ago...

still not as awesome as that video of the guy dropping down and punching the girl in the box.

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