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Woman Fails at Suicide

Attempts to get run over by a train....but fails miserably.

posted by Jmasclol
6/3/2009 10:13:57 PM

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BaconSoda : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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157 days 13 hours ago...

I get that the red circles are trying to make sure we know whats going on with the suicidal chick, but what`s up with all that green stuff? Is it some French kink or did I completely miss something?

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fireismygod : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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157 days 13 hours ago...

Looks like she puked right after she got up...

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HairyLikeAnimal : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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157 days 12 hours ago...

^i think she did, im sure shes going through some intense shit right there. i think vomitting after almost killing yourself is acceptable.

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Domagos : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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157 days 10 hours ago...

I wouldn`t be surprised if she started spreading word that "God" saved her, or whatever bs religion that`s the norm there.
But the good side to that is she`ll get her life moving. I just hope it`s not in a prophetical manner.

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Phanto : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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157 days 9 hours ago...

Looks like she found a loophole in Darwin`s law or something.

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Electric Sheep : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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157 days 9 hours ago...

Has Snidely Whiplash taught us nothing as kids? You lay perpendicular to the rails, not parallel.

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cheesemaster : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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157 days 6 hours ago...

imagine what would be going through your head while the train is passing over, not killing you

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Niscimble : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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157 days 5 hours ago...

I think the green stuff is from the original copy of the film, where the camera hilights and focuses on the subjects of the picture... sort of like a digital camera would do.

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Dumber From Watching : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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157 days 5 hours ago...

Women attempt more often, men succeed more often.

Of course there`s many reasons for this, most of which a basic psych class will go over.

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bigbadjim : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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157 days 5 hours ago...

men are better than women at everything

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LSUMD06 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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157 days 5 hours ago...

Alright, I want some actual numbers here. How much would it take for you to do that.

For me...$50,000, minimum.

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Gixxer : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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157 days 4 hours ago...

If she really wanted to commit suicide, then she should have lifted her head after realizing she should have lying on the tracks instead of in between.

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