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A new shift manager was being shown around the latex factor where he was just hired. The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in their manufacturing process. On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud “hiss-pop” noise, and the shift manager asks his tour guide what it’s doing. “As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise.” he says “The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.” Baby Bottle NippleOn the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a “hiss.. hiss… hiss-pop” sound during the manufacturing process. “Wait a second,” the future shift manager says, “I know what the hiss, hiss is… but what’s with the ‘pop’ noise every once in a while?” “It’s the same as the baby bottle nipple process.” says the guide. “It pokes a hole in every third condom.” “But that can’t be good for the condoms!” the observant shift manager replied. “Nah, but it’s really good for the baby bottle nipple business!”

  • Leilah
  • posted by Leilah
  • Date 6/2/2009 6:32:57 AM
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