* I much prefer being over the hill to being under it. ~Bruce Lansky
* At my age I don’t care if my mind starts to wander- just as long as it comes back again. ~Mike Knowles
* Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. ~Glenn Dorenbush
* When you can finally afford the rings you want, you’d rather no one noticed your hands. ~Lois Muehl
* A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. ~Henny Youngman
