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Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.

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5/27/2009 8:27:06 AM

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fryser_d : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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164 days 17 hours ago...

OMFG... ROLF!! One of the best ONN ever XD)))

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coracile : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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164 days 14 hours ago...

*shudders*
dear god... ONN gives the worst apocalyptic scenarios!

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gordon85 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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164 days 10 hours ago...

"Financial Fallout Shelter" ^^

Somehow the Onion always hit the bullseye...

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moshmonkey666 : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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164 days 9 hours ago...

why on earth would the boyfriends want to move out? obviously they will happy. lol

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dreadgoth : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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164 days 9 hours ago...

Women have become bipolar schizoaffective feminist nut cases. I`m glad the Onion has brought this to light.
Men, if your girlfriend is like this RUN!!!! Run while you still can. Yeah she’ll chase you down and hunt you down like a dog, but it can only get worse.

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Tajumera : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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164 days 8 hours ago...

The condescending tone from the woman reporter was perfect. It was just barely noticeable, "real" reporters (and actors) could learn a lot from the Onion.

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Omeko : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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164 days 5 hours ago...

Hey bitch...!
Shut ya fucken mouth.

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napalm4sd : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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164 days 2 hours ago...

Am I the only one who thinks Andrea, the reporter is hot?

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fagbag : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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164 days 1 hour ago...

hahah my gf wanted me to move in with her once when her parents where gone for vacation, like wdf is with them and living together, like it isnt enough trouble spending money on them as it is...

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dagambit : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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163 days 23 hours ago...

I like how the women ganged up on the boyfriend. LOL he was thinking oh shit, don`t say anything wrong, don`t say anything wrong. "Can we talk about this tomorrow" .. LMAO classic

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