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1. “George Bush didn’t win the popular vote either, and he did pretty well for himself!” 2. “Up until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was either!” 3. “If you want an encore, I’ll be working the 10-6 shift at Old Navy tomorrow!”

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