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- Please turn your mobile phone upside down now! Hurry pV3H3uoq 0773H - Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. - Never forget that you’re unique, just like everyone else. - I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative. - What do u call dog with no legs? Don’t matter wot u call him, he ain’t gonna come.

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