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Worlds Fastest Secretary

Meet the worlds fastest secretary who can stamp documents faster than anyone else in the world. Shes like a robot and shockingly shes Japanese.

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5/25/2009 9:28:49 AM

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The Living End : LVL 59: VP 5: said:

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166 days 15 hours ago...

"Witch! She`s a witch! No really, that was amazing."

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Cahu : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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166 days 8 hours ago...

Its amazing how japanese can take something as boring as stamping, recording it, and make it go straight to the main page in spikedhumor.com

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rlibasco : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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165 days 23 hours ago...

wonder how fast she can wank your dick off

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Enigma90 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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165 days 23 hours ago...

rlibasco, you make a very good point.

Its not surprising that shes japanese at all, for some reason.

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Angry_Naked_Ant : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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165 days 23 hours ago...

She does calculators too, I think. One with each hand!

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clicker01 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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165 days 22 hours ago...

old repost

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the_game_2626 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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165 days 22 hours ago...

HHHWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRHHHHH

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c0mputar : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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165 days 22 hours ago...

Yes, because the only thing a secretary does is stamp and suck dick.

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PictureThis : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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165 days 21 hours ago...

Why are the people in the studio of this show mentally handicapped? OHHHWHHWHHHHHhwHHHHHHHHHHHHWHHHHWHWHWHHWHHHHH
I mean come on....

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freedog : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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165 days 21 hours ago...

The Japanes use the same numbers we do?

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reboot : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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165 days 21 hours ago...

...am I the only thinking of how crazy of a handjob this girl could could give? 5/5

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Fillefjonkan : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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165 days 21 hours ago...

not a secretary though, she was stamping checks for a bank, to make them valid. She probably goes through several thousands of checks per day, and sometimes gets bored and tries that crap.

Shes pretty much a.....a....stamper

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pyranos : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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165 days 21 hours ago...

@PictureThis it`s pretty much part of their culture, watch ANY japanese TV show, the whole crowd will react the same way to everything.

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yepitsbooker : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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165 days 21 hours ago...

ow i got carpel tunnel just watching that

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Dragunov : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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165 days 20 hours ago...

Do people still use stamps? seriously i thought everyone has computers to do all the work for them now.

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