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Functional Misfit : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Functional Misfit

30 votes NegativePositive

168 days 9 hours ago...

Funny how religion can make you think that you are number one in everything - No Jesus came before dinosaurs!

sato : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

sato

64 votes NegativePositive

168 days 8 hours ago...

whoopi goldberg seems pretty intelligent and knowledgeable actually. i think that other woman is a good example of why there r so many different forms of christianity, she clearly doesn`t understand her own religion.

xblade : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

xblade

23 votes NegativePositive

168 days 7 hours ago...

what about Jews. Wasn`t Jesus a Jew.
Also to these stupid ladies the oldest civilization ever record are the Australian Aboriginal civilization dated back over 60,000 years ago.

Convalescence69 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Convalescence69

15 votes NegativePositive

168 days 7 hours ago...

LOL! What a stupid bitch!

and yeah, Guinan is a wise bartender

Diashan : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Diashan

35 votes NegativePositive

168 days 7 hours ago...

yeah pretty stupid, but she does capture a large demographic of christian negro women whom I imagine are all "AMEN SISTA" to what ever spews forth from those chubby lips.

stbasdf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

stbasdf

14 votes NegativePositive

168 days 6 hours ago...

that lady is aan example of how stupid we can be. but i don`t know if i`m getting it out of context but how are the greeks `first?` first of what? the earliest `true` civilizations probably started in mesopotamia ten thousand years ago. if they`re talking about religion, we know that prehistoric humans burried their dead, and with objects, so they probably had some kind of concept of life and death.

Kokujin : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Kokujin

8 votes NegativePositive

168 days 6 hours ago...

Whatta bunch of ignorant fools, conversing things they have no clue about like its true.

If they`re going to go into religious / philosophical / scientific topics, they really should know what they`re talking about. I hope a large majority of americans dont watch or take advice from anything said by anyone on this show.

bidman : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

bidman

25 votes NegativePositive

168 days 6 hours ago...

*** The title of this post was changed, my comment now seems irrelevant ****

Hey stockmarketguru... how is beeing ignorant related to beeing black. Your title sucks ass.

Yes that women clearly is ignorant, but she`s just ignorant and black, not ignorant because she is black.

That kind of affirmation depicts you as not that knowledgable either.

Diashan : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Diashan

-4 votes NegativePositive

168 days 5 hours ago...

@Kokujin
you talking about The View, or the majority of spiked posters?

Scarecrow : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Scarecrow

9 votes NegativePositive

168 days 4 hours ago...

I really dislike Whoopi Goldberg, and I despise the fact that we both share the same birthday. Well, Whoopi, this year it lands on Friday 13th. Only one can survive. Make your time.

sato : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

sato

-3 votes NegativePositive

168 days 1 hour ago...

^ just u plain don`t like her? no reason u care to give? the reason the woman in the video is such a moron is because she makes a statement like "jesus was first" without any support or proof, exactly like u`ve done just there.

amnesiac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

amnesiac

21 votes NegativePositive

167 days 19 hours ago...

Believing Jesus/Christians came "first" is just showing how much of an ego these people have.

- We existed first
- the earth is at the centre of the universe
- theres only ONE God and its the one I believe in

What a selfish way to think. Get over yourselves and read a science book.

Scarecrow : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Scarecrow

-7 votes NegativePositive

167 days 19 hours ago...

Do I hear the pot calling the kettle black... why don`t you go ahead and wait for my reply when you ask a question, before assuming anything? I don`t like her because I find her very pretentious... I`ve seen parts of her stand-up routine, where she`ll tell a joke and end with a shocking punch line by, for example, saying the word "nigger"... she will then turn into `Oprah mode` and sit down with the audience and ask why it was funny... asking why the audience laughed at her racist joke? Then go full on into a rant about how we perceive the world and how desensitised we individuals have become. That`s why I dislike her. Do you have anything else you`d like to ask?

Neruo_ : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Neruo_

-1 votes NegativePositive

167 days 19 hours ago...

This stuff makes me racist : (

(edit: whoopi is okay, about what you expect from a shitty actress.)

dronwind : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

dronwind

11 votes NegativePositive

167 days 18 hours ago...

Please Stop posting shit from this t.v show... that`s all it is... SHIT retarded bitches that get paid WAAAAYYYY more then they should. This stuff is gonna give me a migraine from being entirely too fucking stupid. It makes Americans look bad, shit it makes the human race look bad...

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