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Cinemassacre's Top 10 Shoot'em Ups

Reviewing some of he most memorable lead slinging movies.

  • Jonas22
  • posted by Jonas22
  • Date 5/17/2009 1:20:21 AM
  • Views: 3915
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The Living End : LVL 59: VP 5: said:

The Living End

11 votes NegativePositive

190 days 8 hours ago...

Woo Hoo! I was hoping Hard Boiled would make this list. It`s seriously one of the greatest action flicks around. If you haven`t seen it give it a try, you won`t be disappointed.

In that long hospital scene there`s a part when Chow Yun Fat has to save a newborn baby and is pickin off badies whilst carrying said newborn. It`s rad.

Unmannedperson : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Unmannedperson

-1 votes NegativePositive

189 days 19 hours ago...

Where the hell is Hot Fuzz? Old lady on a bike whipping out duel shotties oughta be worth SOMETHING! Or howabout the priest who pulls out the pistols only to get shot by some guy kicking (or dropping, don`t remember) a shotgun!

Smokey-69er : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Smokey-69er

4 votes NegativePositive

189 days 17 hours ago...

HEY HEY FUCK YOU MAINE!!

05pirate : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

05pirate

2 votes NegativePositive

189 days 17 hours ago...

"You don`t fuck with Rambo!"

I was hoping The Matrix would also make the list. Ah well, can`t have everything :D

KuRRopT : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

KuRRopT

-1 votes NegativePositive

189 days 17 hours ago...

Watched this to see if the film "shoot em up" was in here lol

darkstar01 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

darkstar01

-1 votes NegativePositive

189 days 17 hours ago...

hey that AVGN

fattirefury : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

fattirefury

2 votes NegativePositive

189 days 16 hours ago...

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/169562/Cinemassacre-Top-10-Shoot-em-Up.
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0/5 for making me watch something twice and doubt myself that i have seen it before

nun_slayer181 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

nun_slayer181

18 votes NegativePositive

189 days 16 hours ago...

The first matrix should have been at least number 5. It redefined not just the way we look at action but the whole way we look an cinematography. Everyone who can remember seeing that lobby scene for the first time knows what i`m talking about. I mean come on, aside from all the flipping diving and slow motion footage, that scene finishes with him blowing up the bottom floor and then moving agents down with a mini gun from a mutha fucking helicopter. And thats not to mention all the stuff from the beginning of the film, with the freeze frame rotating camera, etc.

Can anyone honestly say that a film that was so bad-ass it made Keanu Reeves look good, shouldn`t be on there.

Vote 1 for Matrix. FUCK YEAH!

Princedakkar49 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Princedakkar49

1 votes NegativePositive

189 days 7 hours ago...

My life seems so unfulfilled now that I`ve seen this. I`ve only watched like 2 of the movies on this list.

ieatpinkmuff : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

ieatpinkmuff

-5 votes NegativePositive

189 days 6 hours ago...

fuck this list and its fagot choice of scarface for number one. It deserves to be at number 8 or 7.

ieatpinkmuff : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

ieatpinkmuff

3 votes NegativePositive

189 days 1 hour ago...

The choice of scarface as number one ruined this list for me. Its a good movie but that shootup scene is very weak and fake. As opposed to heat which is raw and immersive.

Pardis : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Pardis

1 votes NegativePositive

188 days 17 hours ago...

Heat should have been number 1.

edthegr8 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

edthegr8

1 votes NegativePositive

188 days 16 hours ago...

i thought mad max would make it oh well

aciid : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

aciid

1 votes NegativePositive

188 days 14 hours ago...

Yea i think this vid is more of a "AVGN`s top 10 shootem ups"
But still worth watching, didnt even know some of these movies existed

Bosstone : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Bosstone

0 votes NegativePositive

188 days 9 hours ago...

High votes for having desperado and scarface as number 1

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