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Jesus Can Protect You From Poison

A testable claim...at your own risk.

posted by Jonas22
5/16/2009 11:36:27 PM

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boldfart : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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176 days 3 hours ago...

Great idea, I would reccomend for all true christians to try it.
However a few acting lessons first.

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likeomg : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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176 days 2 hours ago...

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Trigger_Rob : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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175 days 22 hours ago...

i wounder how many people this guy has indirectly killed... becuase lets be honest christians arnt exactly the fastest of people.

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beef n broccoli : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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175 days 19 hours ago...

^indirectly?

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Domagos : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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175 days 13 hours ago...

Pastors are always trying to find loop holes...

Someone should secretly poison that pastor`s drink. That way, he`s not tempting anything. Don`t worry, I`m pretty sure his love for the lord will save him.

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Ra91 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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175 days ago...

All religious zealots should try this, in a direct feed.

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MANWHORE : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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174 days 22 hours ago...

What a fucken waste of time and what a fuckwit

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T1MT1M : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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174 days 21 hours ago...

^ no way if there was 1 less christian on this earth the world will be a happier place.

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ste7en : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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174 days 20 hours ago...

Religion is a waste of time. Watch football instead.

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reboot : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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174 days 19 hours ago...

5/5 fur sure - All you religious types should try this...

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RowdyTavern : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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174 days 17 hours ago...

We all know that God seems to prefer atheists anyway. After all he gave us free will so we would not be mindless robots that never question anything (the bible for example).

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Wonfis : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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174 days 16 hours ago...

He clearly suffered a crisis of faith upon the first few pangs and doubted the Word, thus leading to his death.

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Thump : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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174 days 1 hour ago...

I might be going out on an extreme limb here, but I`m gonna call
"Fuckin` Fake!"

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Chuckus : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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173 days 17 hours ago...

Granted, Evangelical christians literally believe the bible as it`s written but seriously people can`t see the poetry in that passage? Casting out devils and surviving the venomous poison of snakes. It`s very clearly established in the bible that snakes represent the devil/lying/cheating and what not. So it stands to reason that their venom is the essence of those evil deeds.

Basically, the bible is saying those who believe in the word of Jesus which basically is "be a good person" will be immune from having lying cheating and stealing infect their lives.

I`m not a Christian or anything really but I think the Bible has some good wisdom in there. It` just hard to get past the he begat this and he begat that stuff lol

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