- If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
- Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
- If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!
- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat.
- Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here.
- We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
- Two days without a Human Rights Violation!
- If at first you don't succeed - try management.
- It's only unethical if you get caught.
