Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter because he won't come anyway.
Q: What do you call a dog with a cold?
A: Germy Shepherd.
Q: What does a Chow Chow say when you turn it inside-out?
A: "Ouch, ouch!"
Q: What do you call a dog owned by Count Dracula?
A: A bloodhound.
Q: What do you call a contrary German Shepherd?
A: A K-nein.
Q: What do you call a female dog that leads a gang of neutered puppies?
A: Queen of spayeds.
