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Keanu Reeves Sausage

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BaconSoda : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

BaconSoda

0 votes NegativePositive

194 days 11 hours ago...

If it`s meat, I`ll eat it.

somber : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

somber

0 votes NegativePositive

194 days 8 hours ago...

^ Ewwww. Gay.



(Yay for downvotes!)

Paragon : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Paragon

3 votes NegativePositive

194 days 6 hours ago...

"I can`t start the day without an amazing sausage in my Mouth, that`s where Keanu cums in."

That`s great.

Intel : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Intel

2 votes NegativePositive

193 days 18 hours ago...

@ BaconSoda

looking at the your picture in your avatar, i wont be surprised!

Asmilie : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Asmilie

0 votes NegativePositive

192 days 10 hours ago...

oooookeeeeey... One way to brand a meat product!

adamwolf : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

adamwolf

-4 votes NegativePositive

192 days 1 hour ago...

jesus christ you`re all stupid as fuck or 13 years old

king of heavy metal : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

king of heavy metal

0 votes NegativePositive

191 days 15 hours ago...

out of the 3 at least walken can act

Intel : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Intel

1 votes NegativePositive

191 days 14 hours ago...

@ adamwolf........what a Dick

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