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Ali G Harvard Commencement Speech [2004]

The "Professor of Erbology" teaches valuable lessons to `da most cleverest students in America` during his controversial Class Day 2004 appearance. The looks on parents` faces are priceless as Ali dishes his amusingly censored sage advice, "the world is totally F-blank-blank-blank-blank-blank-up." uff.

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zaiyar : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

zaiyar

37 votes NegativePositive

195 days 16 hours ago...

The man is a genius.

I don`t know if I could ever get up in front of that many people, remember all those lines, make people laugh, and stay in character the whole way through.

Respect.

fryser_d : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

fryser_d

13 votes NegativePositive

195 days 15 hours ago...

^make it 3 characters and more, damn...

Doggy_Dog_World : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Doggy_Dog_World

39 votes NegativePositive

195 days 10 hours ago...

lol at the old professor guys up the back having a fine old time.
boo at the guy in black jacket and red tie with the carrot up his arse!

DasHoff : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

DasHoff

22 votes NegativePositive

195 days 10 hours ago...

lol @ the cop takin him away at the end

ste7en : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

ste7en

2 votes NegativePositive

195 days 8 hours ago...

Respek...West Side.

AceBlake : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

AceBlake

4 votes NegativePositive

195 days 7 hours ago...

Hahahaha never knew he did this one.

dmac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

dmac

3 votes NegativePositive

195 days 6 hours ago...

its a shame that alot of the people in the audience would have missed the very valid points he brought up about socieety and the students roles in it as they would have been too disgusted by his jokes and not listened to what he was truly saying

kingoflight : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

kingoflight

29 votes NegativePositive

195 days 5 hours ago...

^ Dude they are going to Harvard i am pretty sure they understood.

5/5 for the video.

xSupa : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

xSupa

3 votes NegativePositive

195 days 5 hours ago...

Whaha that`s really cool.

Respect!

Tajumera : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Tajumera

19 votes NegativePositive

195 days 5 hours ago...

^^ The guy with the red tie didn`t seem to get it. Didn`t Bush go to Harvard? Have to remember money =/= intelligence, not by a long shot.

Hoemo : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Hoemo

7 votes NegativePositive

195 days 3 hours ago...

Even when some of his material got no response, he kept on chuggin. Biggest nuts EVER -- Respek!!

ryanjm : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

ryanjm

4 votes NegativePositive

195 days 1 hour ago...

^^Bush went to Yale, but I don`t think it`s that they`re dumb, it`s that a lot of rich people are stuck up high-brow idiots that can`t take a joke.

andres : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

andres

7 votes NegativePositive

195 days 1 hour ago...

is you mental?!?!?

Tajumera : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Tajumera

4 votes NegativePositive

195 days ago...

^^ Didn`t he go to both? You just said they weren`t dumb, and went on to call them idiots lol.

Gedubedahd : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

Gedubedahd

0 votes NegativePositive

194 days 21 hours ago...

Cool that even in character, he sends a good message to the freshmen.

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