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Tallying God`s Kill Count - The Atheist ...

Get out the calculator and get ready to do some hardcore mathematics adding up god`s frag score.
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  • Jonas22
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  • Date 5/8/2009 12:37:08 PM
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Presto : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Presto

28 votes NegativePositive

315 days 18 hours ago...

M-m-m-m-m-monster KILL!!!!
Godlike
-The Atheist Experience has ended God`s killing spree

BornSlippy : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

BornSlippy

14 votes NegativePositive

315 days 17 hours ago...

Wow, imagine if you actually supported that crazy bastard

Jonas22 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Jonas22

5 votes NegativePositive

315 days 17 hours ago...

^^ I once got "Wicked Sick", but I think "Godlike" is clearly the more prestigious title.

sh0wtym3 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

sh0wtym3

Hidden (Show Comment) -29 votes

315 days 13 hours ago...

Hey, guess what






*yawn

Welshy : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Welshy

Hidden (Show Comment) -18 votes

315 days 13 hours ago...

why do these vids start so well, then get really boring really quickly?

Tajumera : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Tajumera

10 votes NegativePositive

315 days 11 hours ago...

alifeva: I agree, christians talk all day about stuff they don`t believe in, don`t they? Like the bible for example... Good thing we have true non-believers to keep them in check ;)

sh0wtym3 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

sh0wtym3

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315 days 11 hours ago...

Just wondering... If Atheists are anti-religion, why are they only singling out Christianity?

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

15 votes NegativePositive

315 days 8 hours ago...

@Showtym,

Most Atheist posting on an English website tend to be English.
Thus the Religion they are most likely dealing with on a daily basis is Christianity (especially in North America).

But trust me, I think all religions are looney, and many are just as bad as Christianity.

Wrykilx : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Wrykilx

10 votes NegativePositive

315 days 4 hours ago...

This clip reminds me of the time on here when some crazy idiot apologist named Csmack tried to argue with me that Yahweh never committed atrocities that would make Hitler look like he runs a "Cure Cancer for Children" telethon every year. All I did was cite a single passage in Genesis where Yahweh drowns everyone on Earth to expose him as the nut that he is. Heck, Yahweh would have easily racked up a million or more kills with under ten citations. Never heard from him again. Apparently these crazy Christians don`t read their damn bible. Yahweh is a douchebag.

On an interesting side note, guess how many people Satan kills in the bible?

Nose Nuggets : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Nose Nuggets

13 votes NegativePositive

315 days 4 hours ago...

how the fuck you can believe in these fairy tales to begin with is hard enough. but the awesome and unimpeded hypocrisy that ALWAYS follows it around is really what pains me to my very core. 999 of every 1000 Christians you ask will tell you their god is caring, loving, and good. they will tell you that the Koran is evil and promotes evil deeds but the Bible does not.

its shocking. truly shocking.


some of the evil; the pure, heinous, unrelenting evil depicted in the Bible is disturbing.


As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.
(Deuteronomy 20:10-14)

Enigma90 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Enigma90

0 votes NegativePositive

315 days 2 hours ago...

Holy shit!
god is SUCH a great entity, very kind.
He has got a massive killing spree going.


-Oh, i was being sarcastic, i didn`t think anyone was taking the above seriously.

RockGuitarist309 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

RockGuitarist309

1 votes NegativePositive

315 days 2 hours ago...

god is such a hacker...

jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jojowhizz

-4 votes NegativePositive

315 days 2 hours ago...

yes and he killed everyone regardless of their belief . very inclusive god i think . they dont talk bout muslims cos they dont give a fuck and would kill these guys . easy to pick on a group who are not really supposed to hurt people . what do these guys think about the prophet ( praise be to allah ) . what !!! im not fucking slagging them . happy thoughts to all

Nose Nuggets : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Nose Nuggets

3 votes NegativePositive

315 days 2 hours ago...

jojowhizz: ppsssst, theres more radical christain groups then muslim ones.

just FYI.

jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jojowhizz

-3 votes NegativePositive

315 days 1 hour ago...

yes but you hardly hear about them unless its on jerry springer or some crap like that . they get a bad press and its not fair . equal press time for all religious murdering crazies would be a gesture . lets aim for that guys . ps the marxist atheists have killed and subdued millions upon millions in the last 200 years or so and they get ignored . lets not let them be pushed aside in the list of maniacs . the non god created us all equal

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