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Talking about how the bible jut can't seem to agree with itself.

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  • Date 5/8/2009 6:43:19 AM
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Sagespeed : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Sagespeed

5 votes NegativePositive

185 days 21 hours ago...

They spoke about contridictions but gave no actual examples. I was hoping they would`ve.

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

1 votes NegativePositive

185 days 19 hours ago...

Yeah I think in the full show they got into the nitty gritty. Who apparently attended, where the speech was given, was there a rock or not, etc.

sh0wtym3 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

sh0wtym3

-4 votes NegativePositive

184 days 18 hours ago...

*yawn

jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jojowhizz

-4 votes NegativePositive

183 days 19 hours ago...

lol sh0wtym3 im voting you up cos you my hero now that leigh has killed jesus off

MrFrunzi : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

MrFrunzi

2 votes NegativePositive

183 days 3 hours ago...

It`s a common story that during the arrest of Jesus a slave had his ear cut and Jesus healed it with his magic. Weird thing is how the only person who mentions it is Luke. The other three just ignore that Jesus magically fixed someone`s ear.

I call the Gospel of Luke the Gospel of Magic now.

jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jojowhizz

-1 votes NegativePositive

182 days 15 hours ago...

ps he was a doctor and the synoptic gospels tell the same stories but from different sources so if i asked you to speak about someone you have known and asked another person who knew the person you had described beforehand and you didnt say exactly word for word every detail would you both be liars . these are different accounts of the same man and according to jewish law there had to be more than one witness before anything was taken as acceptable testimony . there are other gospel but the source are further removed from first hand knowledge so less reliable .

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

1 votes NegativePositive

182 days 3 hours ago...

^Look, even if the gospels lined up, they still would be a lousy argument for Jesus. They weren`t written until decades later, and there is good reason tho think they were edited by a church leader who openly stated that the story was more important than the truth.
Mix in that not a single Historian, at the time where Jesus was apparently the most famous person in that corner of the world, bothered to write a single line about him... and the argument for a Historical Jesus dies.

The story of Jesus is based on no historical reality, and thus is in the realm of faith just as much as Noah`s Ark and Moses and the Red Sea.

jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jojowhizz

-2 votes NegativePositive

181 days 20 hours ago...

you have never heard of josephus then leigh ? i was explaining to funzi how the gospels were collated . same as any reference book or biography or historical work . to say jesus never existed is the stupidest thing you could have said as his existance is not in question by any intelligent scholar and the list is endless for references . go and google it . you have shown in a few of your last comments you are no expert on atheism or religion . im surprised you believe so many wrong things that even atheists would cringe at . read some books

jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jojowhizz

0 votes NegativePositive

181 days 18 hours ago...

they asked people what they remembered about the events they saw and thats the gospels . where are the contradictions . i dont go to church or drink by the way . if the body of jesus was found then all of christianity is dead in the water . that makes sense .

jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jojowhizz

-1 votes NegativePositive

181 days 18 hours ago...

ps prove any figure from history existed and you would have to take peoples accounts of them since there was no video or pictures and the temple records were destroyed in ad 70 . the reason the christian church happened was because of jesus . i dont believe in the teachings of islam but i know mohammed existed through the writings and the effect his followers have had through history .

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

3 votes NegativePositive

181 days 17 hours ago...

"you have never heard of josephus then leigh ?"

-Yes jojo, I am a history major. It`s part of my major to study the important historical figures and what they contributed.

Obviously you don`t know who he was though. Josephus wasn`t born until 37 CE . That puts his birth after Jesus supposed death. Now remember, even if his writings were not likely forgeries by Eusebius decades later (which they might well be) they weren`t even written until 97 CE, after the first Gospels had finally been written...hardly a historic source.

Again, the problem for Jesus was that not one of the thousands of record keepers during his supposed life, bothered to mention his name. If I write that Magical Unicorn Petey lived and died 40 years ago, that`s not proof (as I am 28 and thus not an accurate source).

"but i know mohammed existed through the writings and the effect his followers have had through history "

-Funny you should say that. Muhammad is also not much of a historical figure. The Quran doesn`t actually appear until 100 years after his supposed time, and hist first biography doesn`t appear until 150 years after (and that in tatters, not a full account).

I Recommend you look up the John Frum Cult to see just how easy it is for a god or prophet to be created out of nothing. 10-15 years seems to be more than long enough.

"ps prove any figure from history existed and you would have to take peoples accounts of them"

- Very true Jojo, very true. However, most important figures did have people writing about them during their time, or at least people who were alive during that time.

Jesus doesn`t have that, Muhammad doesn`t, nor does Moses.

Now, I`m not saying that Jesus didn`t exist. Just that there is no reason to believe he did. And if he did, there is really no reason to suppose anything written about him is true.

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