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Resident Evil 5 Review

Third game review for my upcoming website.

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Xan : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Xan

Hidden (Show Comment) -32 votes

187 days 9 hours ago...

Maybe you shouldn`t have an up and coming website... Just a thought...

monkeyfighter : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

monkeyfighter

44 votes NegativePositive

187 days 5 hours ago...

not bad at all that guy`s pretty good

sstarscreamrab : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

sstarscreamrab

2 votes NegativePositive

186 days 10 hours ago...

BTW Shiva does actually mix the herbs you just need to open and close the inventory once you reopen it, she should have combined the herbs. a good review however RE5 has been out for awhile maybe a more recent game would be best for the website.

Arsou : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Arsou

-2 votes NegativePositive

186 days ago...

great review, well crafted !! i hope it`s more than one guy working on those...

oh, and yeah, there is an uneasy sense of racism in the game... maybe you just didn`t feel it cause you like killing the black man...

cowpander : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

cowpander

0 votes NegativePositive

185 days 4 hours ago...

I found that very entertaining seeing is how I have played the game and I agreed with him for the most part. For one when you are getting gang raped by zombies and Shiva does nothing but watch, you can hit the Circle button (for the PS3) and that tells her to help you. Second Shiva can and does combine herbs, but she does not use them sparingly.

Cahu : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Cahu

-4 votes NegativePositive

185 days 4 hours ago...

I get the feeling you`ll run out of ideas after 2 reviews, but if you don`t then kudos

Paragon : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Paragon

15 votes NegativePositive

185 days 4 hours ago...

The spear chucking at the end got me in knots.

stevewiser1 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

stevewiser1

-7 votes NegativePositive

185 days 4 hours ago...

For someone who has completed this game in its entirety, i basically disagree with everything this guy said, Shiva does help you out when you have an enemy attacking you, you just have to hit the O button... also she does mix herbs.

This games inventory isn’t that bad, it allows you to basically 4 essential weapons, and you don’t need any more, once you have completed all you need to complete in the game you basically only need 2 weapons, an explosive one (rocket launcher) and a shotgun for wide range areas.

Oh and by the way, it’s fine if you want to make your own video game review website, but don’t attempt to be edgy and funny by simply saying “fucking” a lot throughout your review. There is already a guy that does that and from the sound of your review you are simply just a mad dweeb who is upset because there isn’t a mode to see Shiva naked.

PS: any shooter game for Wii has horrible controls. That system is basically for reats who cant use two joysticks accurately and make both sides of their brain work together.

skibxskatic : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

skibxskatic

6 votes NegativePositive

185 days 4 hours ago...

i actually thought that was pretty good. it`s got its funny elements and clever use of video editing.

MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

MaxPowers_00001

0 votes NegativePositive

185 days 4 hours ago...

Really entertaining. Just a thought, you should really make your thing like, just focusing on really shitty games that came out for older systems. Games that no one ever plays cuz they are bad. and dress up like a geeky nerd.

Euthphyro : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Euthphyro

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185 days 2 hours ago...

Great review until you displayed your stupidity by stating that "Al Sharp only cares about things that are actually racist."

Al sharp is the most racist opportunist person in the public eye.

If he didn`t keep racism alive he`d be out of a job, he makes things racist that aren`t.

fef : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

fef

0 votes NegativePositive

185 days 1 hour ago...

Good job dude, I found this very entertaining.

simonstyle : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

simonstyle

0 votes NegativePositive

185 days 1 hour ago...

Not a bad review dude.

Lately for video games I notice the more hype, the bigger the let down. I mean, Farcry 2, Killzone 2, Resident evil 5 all had HUGE HUGE hype, and I was stoked for them to come out. When I finally got my hands on them ( or at least the demos ) they didn`t live up to half the hype. Fack!

srk : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

srk

0 votes NegativePositive

185 days 1 hour ago...

dude, I am looking forward to your website. and keep up the great work.

NickAngel : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:2007 Winner

NickAngel

0 votes NegativePositive

185 days 1 hour ago...

Shweet! I hope this leads to a big future for you and your website.

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