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taking a look at some of the rapture predictions that have come and gone. Unfortunately they don't get into why the 2012 Mayan calender doomsday prediction is asinine. Expect the fire and brimstone crew to be out in full force in the next few years...

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  • Date 5/4/2009 2:52:11 AM
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Batman! : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Batman!

6 votes NegativePositive

205 days ago...

Good video. I started listening to the podcasts. Great show.

Agent009 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Agent009

11 votes NegativePositive

204 days 23 hours ago...

LMFAO! Love that comment at the end about Newton. 5/5 :D

Vizreel : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Vizreel

12 votes NegativePositive

204 days 21 hours ago...

I predict the rapture will happen sometime in the future.

Gusthebus : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Gusthebus

2 votes NegativePositive

204 days 5 hours ago...

Obama`s trip to Notre Dame is certainly a sign of the end times. It was predicted in the Bible!

blade9z : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

blade9z

5 votes NegativePositive

204 days 3 hours ago...

^ LOL Bible
anyway,
Its not predictions, its any excuse to write a book and con stupid people`s money. Let have a law says anyone who predicted end time wrong will be hang then we won`t have such problem.

neon neophyte : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

neon neophyte

5 votes NegativePositive

203 days 21 hours ago...

I predict the rapture wont happen at all.

jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jojowhizz

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

203 days 20 hours ago...

this site is just getting more into faith bashing . ok we get the point !!!! atheists are so smart ... there sit back and die like the rest of us . i believe in taking acid and speed . prove me wrong atheist lol im soooo stoned i cant remember why i started getting annoyed at these smug dicks . lets just all have fun and let these homos google their ass off . if god is real then they gonna be soooo pissed . a bit of hash kust fell on my levis oh nooooooo

StonedDeath : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

StonedDeath

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203 days 20 hours ago...

^ i agree atheist are just as bad as religious fanatics pushing their ideals on everybody and trying to get peple to convert to atheism... like shit let people believe whatever the fuck they want and shit will happen regardless.

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

7 votes NegativePositive

203 days 19 hours ago...

^ Agreed!

Tell you what, as soon as all religions stop trying to meddle with my life (through school, government, marriage, etc.) I`ll call off all my Atheists.

Cool?

Edit: Also, "convert to atheism". That`s a good one. Thanks for the laugh.

RockGuitarist309 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

RockGuitarist309

3 votes NegativePositive

203 days 19 hours ago...

StonedDeath...only difference between us Atheist nuts and those religious nuts is that what some of us are trying to force on people actually generally helps society as a whole...

jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jojowhizz

-7 votes NegativePositive

203 days 16 hours ago...

^ what exactly ... this helps society ??? oh you mean teaching people its ok to have an opinion ... unless your opinion diagrees with atheistic ideas . then its ok to be biased and not allow opinions . wow atheism is great . we all win ... unless we think outside the ideas of atheism ? hold on im confused ... are people allowed opinions ??? no just us atheists !!! wow thats great . ive emailed society and all murders and rapes and war mongering has stopped !!! praise the non existant lord .... whats next .... i know lets burn the faithists in case they pollute us ... point laboured but no one is unbiased or right and regardless of beliefs we can all make a difference if we stop excluding people . even us open minded neautrals

Khollest : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Khollest

4 votes NegativePositive

203 days 16 hours ago...

^^ Interesting use of the word "Opinion". Opinions are POV related, the issue that Atheist have with many theists isn`t with your opinions so much as the things that you think are opinionable. The ability take a fact and refute it by opinion is what drives me, and many (dare I say most) Atheists, from sanity.

Also, I am A "don`t fire unless fired upon" type Atheist. You can walk around believing whatever you would like. You can worship who/what/how ever you want. I can guarantee that I will not initiate a conversation/argument about your beliefs, however; when you question mine, that opens your beliefs up to full debatability.

jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jojowhizz

-4 votes NegativePositive

203 days 15 hours ago...

i agree . so you will admit your beliefs are a faith just like deists ? thats the point i dont walk round looking for atheists just to say cheer up then add oh no you have no hope in an afterlife awwhh wee shame or some shit like that . i am just pissed off that theists try to come across as intellectual humanists and then pick on other humans for having a faith . which of course you now have . eh ps thats what im having a go at about your OPINION comment . your opinion comes from your point of view . same as us all . im not posting religious topics so im not preaching im just commenting

thyssaliki : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

thyssaliki

5 votes NegativePositive

203 days 15 hours ago...

^^^ hey crazy, all we atheists want is for you religious types to keep your grubby hands off of my rights as an individual in a self-governing polity. You cannot force your dogma upon me by making certain expressions or non-harmful actions punishable by law. Once the religious stop trying to impose their beliefs on everyone else, we atheists will stop bothering you. But, you won`t, will you? No, you`ll keep pushing to control the lives of others with your religious legislation. I don`t care if you personally want to live in a fairy tale and ruin your life with ancient people`s fear-filled myths. But don`t expect me to have my life regulated by it. Go to church; you won`t see me there.

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

4 votes NegativePositive

203 days 15 hours ago...

@ Jojowizz,

A lack of belief in God(s) is not a faith. It is simply not having that specific belief.
Do you have "faith" that there are no unicorns? Of course not, you just don`t believe in them. (I`m guessing, anyway)

If we were antitheists, then maybe you`d have an argument, but Atheism is the exact opposite of a faith/belief.

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