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Bill Maher NEW RULES May 1, 2009

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TeflonMonkey : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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188 days 2 hours ago...

Last time the Swine flu came around the vaccinee
killed more than the flu...

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Valaur : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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188 days 2 hours ago...

Fucking hypocrites. If you don`t believe that we evolved from single cellular life over time, you deserve to die. Bacteria, viruses - all have been around since before our time. Someone who believes in something that isn`t there DESERVES to die. Even more so if you catch the flu and expect SCIENCE to help you. Fucking cunts.

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Altgeld : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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188 days 2 hours ago...

a virus is not alive

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Khollest : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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188 days 2 hours ago...

Its good to know that I have an express pass to get my shots in Bills world.

TeflonMonkey: The H1M1 variant that broke out in 1910`s (and later years) is not the same H1M1 currently making headlines. As soon as they isolate the sources the recombination was made in another renaming will likely occur.

Altgeld: While I agree with you, I always get hung up on the word "Alive". I don`t think viruses are alive since they are simply protein chains, Whoever; If we (somehow) found a virus on any planet other than Earth, the declaration of life being found would be made.

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napalm4sd : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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188 days 1 hour ago...

Hate to break it to you guys, but Biology does not qualify viruses as either LIFE or Alive. They are simply a protein capsid with a assortment of genetic material inside. Their morphology and multiplication patterns do not constitute it as life.

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butterfinger : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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188 days 1 hour ago...

I just graduated from Microbiology. Viruses are technically not alive. However since they do need hosts to replicate and make new infectious viral particles they are susceptible to selective pressure. To be honest, this whole flu outbreak has been blown out of pressure. Most of those who have been infected have come down with mild cases. The annual flu that we get every year probably has killed more people than this swine flu.

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L3b3rt : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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187 days 23 hours ago...

NEW RULE: Wolverine banner ad`s gotta go.

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jackfaust : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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187 days 22 hours ago...

the reason why a vaccine would kill more than the virus itself is cuz the vaccine prevented the gajillion more people the virus would have killed if the virus was left unchecked

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Rasa : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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187 days 21 hours ago...

Bill Maher and his cheap and repetitive shots...

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The Man with No Name : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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187 days 19 hours ago...

It`s just plain hypocritical to choose religion when you want a spot in heaven, then science when you`re actually faced with death. Or vice versa.

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jdiddy32 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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187 days 17 hours ago...

Stay away from my science you creationist bastards!

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demberdz : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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187 days 14 hours ago...

they said that the day a black man become president is the day pigs fly.
100 day into obama`s presidency we have swine flue.

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jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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187 days 5 hours ago...

i cant wait till its cool to have a creationist belief . he is getting repetitive and lets face it he isnt interested in your opinion he is interested in keeping himself in the public eye and if creationist views become the norm he will flip over and make jokes about atheists . stop making him a god people . he is funny and clever . i would like to see the atheistic scientific communtity openly debating with the creationists cos they only seem to mock and pretend they cant be assed cos of course they are right !! what are they so afraid off .

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zoso264 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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jojowhizz...you just don`t get it. You can`t have an open debate when one side is using empirical evidence to support their claims and the other side simply claims its fucking magic. It`s like having an open debate on the colour of the sky with one side saying it`s blue and the other claiming its red. Either you understand the processes of evolution and accept them or you choose to ignore them, it`s as simple as that

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jojowhizz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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187 days 4 hours ago...

if a christian scientist creates a vaccine against aids or cancer will atheists refuse it on principle ? so why would christians not take a vaccine against this flu ? he changed his view from evolving bacteria/viruses to adapting b/v . ps if u create a vaccine it does not kill the virus it vaccinates the person from developing the scary bits . if you kill the virus 100 percent world wide it cant evolve or adapt . if 1 percent is resistant then it multiplies to become that vaccine resistant form of flu . figure it out before you type shit

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