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The idea that God's plans are so unimportant that he will change them if you ask him to

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  • Date 5/5/2009 10:18:34 AM
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Nerich : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Nerich

40 votes NegativePositive

200 days 9 hours ago...

Christianity, is that thing still around

Three_tymes_crazy : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Three_tymes_crazy

Hidden (Show Comment) -32 votes

200 days 8 hours ago...

You know Christianity is still the biggest religion on the planet right? Not that i care, but you just sound stupid when you say that.

NatalieParsnip : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

NatalieParsnip

22 votes NegativePositive

200 days 7 hours ago...

^People who take jokes seriously also sound stupid.

http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html

But looky looky, us godless heathens are quickly catching up!

Cahu : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Cahu

-3 votes NegativePositive

197 days 18 hours ago...

Don`t worry, Chrstianity has been here for 2000 years already, and it won`t go anywhere

FlavTheApollo : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

FlavTheApollo

0 votes NegativePositive

197 days 17 hours ago...

^means of communication are more innovative everyday. Maybe some day reason will come to more people and the christians will be a minority.
Or at least, in Eu and Us us non-believers are not seen as something atypical.

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

1 votes NegativePositive

197 days 17 hours ago...

^^ The Ancient Egyptian Religion Lasted 3000 Years Cahu, and its deader than dead.

tokentiki : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

tokentiki

-2 votes NegativePositive

197 days 13 hours ago...

The vast amount of untaxed religious land is crazy! Once atheists take over I hope we tax the hell out of your worthless structures besides to tell the same fucking story every week that is obviously a sham. I used to go to church when I was young and I hated people telling me all this crazy stuff. I remember times I laughed hilariously at my sunday school teacher for her outrageous claims.(age 12 and more logic than any religious person to date) At no point did church help anyone unless they prayed for someone or gave a really old person something to do once a week....this never helped, in fact I think it hurt them. Instead of praying we all could have actually did something...

One more thing. Why do people that go to church always dress up? I doubt god would even want you spending all your time worshiping him anyway. For example I`m going to help plant trees this sunday....what are you going to do? Sit in church and hope away all the bad guys?

Swishy! : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Swishy!

4 votes NegativePositive

197 days 10 hours ago...

^"what are you going to do? Sit in church and hope away all the bad guys?"

You`re directing that question to the wrong audience dude.

On sunday i`m sleeping till about 3 o`clock because of the near alcohol poisoning from saturday.

I just asked god if that was okay. He did`nt answer. I took it as a yes.

Cahu : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Cahu

-2 votes NegativePositive

197 days 4 hours ago...

You know why I don`t really care about any of you converting to catholicism, at least not because of me, cause there`s no real way of me convicing any of you. But I have faith that life will eventually give you room to think about the purpose of man on earth. You know like those films where the main character is a total asshole, and then he goes through these weird events where he realizes the true meaning of life, and then he marries jeniffer lopez? Well, something like that.

Unospazmatic : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Unospazmatic

3 votes NegativePositive

197 days 4 hours ago...

^ first, the purpose of man on earth is our own to decide as we are the top of the food chain. Top animal eats you or lets you live, no "ifs", "ands" or "buts". Next, the meaning of life is that we fuck and procreate and then die so the next generation has food and space to live. Last, who the FUCK would EVER get with Jenifer Lopez?

tokentiki : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

tokentiki

0 votes NegativePositive

196 days 15 hours ago...

i guess the question was going to people that have a life swishy

whatthefark : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

whatthefark

0 votes NegativePositive

195 days 15 hours ago...

this ignores the fact that Christians abuse prayer and that it is for meditative purposes, not for asking for something. I would say, "If you`re gonna mouth, at least mouth accurately." But I don`t know how you`d turn that into a joke to be honest.

Carry on.

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