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A POLICE officer in Scotland has confessed to following the Jedi faith beloved of Star Wars film fans, respected policing analysis group Jane's reports.

Pam Fleming, a 45-year-old beat officer in Glasgow for Strathclyde Police, said that she thought all police officers "should be Jedis," when interviewed by Jane's Police Review.

"For me, it is not a joke," she said. "Being a Jedi is a way of life.

"I love the Star Wars films and the concept of being a Jedi, that the faith is not divisive."

Ms Fleming said she knew of other Jedis in Strathclyde Police - the force apparently has eight in total.

She told The Sun she uses Jedi mind tricks to get the truth out of suspects during interviews.

However, Ms Fleming said she does not use her powers to influence what suspects say or do.

“I have even started calling my probationer as a joke my Padawan (Jedi apprentice),” she said, “although I am not sure he likes that.”

According to Britain's Office for National Statistics, a total of 390,000 people in England and Wales listed their religion as Jedi in the most recent census in 2001.

Scotland has a reported 14,000 followers.

But it noted that this may have been largely due to an internet campaign launched in the run-up to the census. Jedi followers are grouped under atheist.

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kingkui14 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

kingkui14

23 votes NegativePositive

191 days 22 hours ago...

What the fuck is with Britian and Jedis

Violetninja420 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Violetninja420

15 votes NegativePositive

191 days 21 hours ago...

You got to have a bit of the dark side in you to be a cop anyways...

Konamix : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Konamix

2 votes NegativePositive

191 days 21 hours ago...

Ha! I wish the cops here would follow the JEDI way. There crooked as fuck.

MrFrunzi : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

MrFrunzi

15 votes NegativePositive

191 days 20 hours ago...

Police officers can run around being Jedi, but atheists are mocked for not believing in God? This is ridiculous.

rhuitron : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

rhuitron

1 votes NegativePositive

191 days 14 hours ago...

"For me, it is not a joke," - WOW!

Didn`t even Notice the Yoda talk!
What ever floats your boat fuckers.
To, Jedi-ism, seems very similar to Buddhism.

battle : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

battle

2 votes NegativePositive

191 days 11 hours ago...

"Jedi followers are grouped under atheist. "

^ why?

Venomousvole : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Venomousvole

0 votes NegativePositive

191 days 3 hours ago...

"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."

Shifty : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Shifty

1 votes NegativePositive

191 days ago...

FUCK U JEDI`S MY FAITH IS WITH THE CYLONS! ah what a joke.

generic_imitation : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

generic_imitation

0 votes NegativePositive

188 days 20 hours ago...

This is probably how scientology got started... yoda vs. tom cruise... can`t wait.


i just knew obama was a jedi!!

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