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Always hatin' on Texas.

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libertarianriots : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

libertarianriots

7 votes NegativePositive

191 days 9 hours ago...

go ahead, we`ll just give your star on the flag to canada.

Led Zeppelin : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Led Zeppelin

1 votes NegativePositive

190 days 20 hours ago...

wow funny and original

f4Ze : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

f4Ze

7 votes NegativePositive

190 days 19 hours ago...

I like the Unitied States of Canada and Jesusland map more.

Fallen_almost : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Fallen_almost

18 votes NegativePositive

190 days 15 hours ago...

^^from texas. And honestly texas isnt all bad, I mean, theres austin... There are places located more toward the middle of the U.S. I`d rather be rid of first.

Bluelight83 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Bluelight83

-4 votes NegativePositive

190 days 13 hours ago...

Would look better without california.

shiden13detra : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

shiden13detra

6 votes NegativePositive

190 days 13 hours ago...

I live in TX and I agree with this.

Needless_Kane : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Needless_Kane

1 votes NegativePositive

190 days 12 hours ago...

AND GOOD RIDDANCE BUSH!

Khollest : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Khollest

-2 votes NegativePositive

190 days 12 hours ago...

Yes Texas secede. Then, because your have OIL, we will invade you. It may look like you might have an opportunity for clean break but thats just your bigotry & stupidity in the drivers seat.

Obviously this isn`t aimed at all Texans.
P.S. Just because you think this isn`t aimed at you though, doesn`t mean it isn`t.

rhuitron : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

rhuitron

-5 votes NegativePositive

190 days 9 hours ago...

^ +10

Knucklesakanuk : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Knucklesakanuk

1 votes NegativePositive

190 days 3 hours ago...

The US`s Quebec.

k96gnome : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

k96gnome

1 votes NegativePositive

190 days 2 hours ago...

If it weren`t for Texas, you wouldn`t have a computer to hate it from.

and for the record... we didn`t let Bush in

RexKwonDo : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

RexKwonDo

-1 votes NegativePositive

190 days 2 hours ago...

Lets see how you like $10 a gallon for gas, because the majority of the nations oil refineries will be in the Republic of Texas. Oh, and while we are on the subject, since I am from Texas, and in the Military, and for those of you that don`t already know, THE MAJORITY of the armed forces are FROM TEXAS, good luck with Iran, China, and N.Korea. We`ll be fine in the Lone Star Country. If you were smart you`d want to get rid of the less productive states first. But your not.

Foxcotte : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Foxcotte

-1 votes NegativePositive

189 days 20 hours ago...

Texas sucks. People from Texas suck. Almost as much as New Yorkers.

rhuitron : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

rhuitron

4 votes NegativePositive

189 days 19 hours ago...

"Military, and for those of you that don`t already know, THE MAJORITY of the armed forces are FROM TEXAS, good luck with Iran, China, and N.Korea. " - RexkwonDo.

Hey, um, Rex?
Isn`t a bigger majority of that Military, made up of people descending from other Countries and Elasticities?

Say like Mexican? Or Puerto Rican? Guatemalan?
So it kinda really doesn`t count, if Half your "Military", has Alvarez, Gonzalez, Espinoza, Ramez, Ramirez, Diaz, and Gomez for a last name. Even if they reside in you state.

Tell me when it`s all Smiths, Johnson`s, Williams, Jones, Brown, and Davis`s.

Also, Isn`t it pretty fucking retarded, when you live in the the "UNITED STATES of America", But still have the audacity to considered yourselves a "Republic"!?
Even more so, A "Lone" star state.
"Lone" doesn`t Equal, part of a 50 state country.

Look. I couldn`t really give a shit.
But Texan`s, Needs to lighten up on the redneck-ness.

OH and bye the way.
Texas is the biggest oil PRODUCING state inside the US.
But due to Shitty fucking Politics, almost NONE of the Oil it sucks out of the ground is redistributed to the country it belongs to.
Good way of Standing up for the well being of this county, Texas.

Here`s the rest of the county in a deficit.
Meanwhile you are letting millions of dollars of oil go to other countries. And in turn making people like the Bush`s, richer than god.

mrgoldylac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

mrgoldylac

1 votes NegativePositive

189 days 7 hours ago...

^You really got alot of time on your hands.

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