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Animals: Born Snipers

The Archer fish and The Velvet Worm show us their aim. Whether with glue or water these guys are the best at what they do.

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4/26/2009 8:33:06 AM

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fagbag : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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196 days 6 hours ago...

i can do both, water through mouth, sticky substance through penis!

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Sir spanks-a-lot : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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196 days 6 hours ago...

yeah, but you don`t stalk your food to ejaculate on it, then eat it.. do you?

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blade9z : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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196 days 6 hours ago...

^Yeah, well someone would need to invent a word for this fetish then. Funny when he say the fish computes the angle, well, I think it has plenty of practice before doing it for the camera.

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nerdicus : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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196 days 6 hours ago...

That velvet worm rules. I totally want a giant one to set loose in the city. Mwuhaahahhaahahahaha!

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SpikeTumor : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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196 days 5 hours ago...

^^ "Jizzhunting"?

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Niscimble : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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196 days 3 hours ago...

It`s crazy how the Archer Fish can be so accurrate having walleyed vision.

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mag1kr3zin : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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196 days 2 hours ago...

Imagine being strapped down and not being able to move while a huge slimy worm slowly make its way towards you to suck you dry.........Hmmmmmmm

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Pathomeon : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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195 days 19 hours ago...

I liked the anti-smoking squirt from the Archer fish.

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Sir spanks-a-lot : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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195 days 18 hours ago...

^^ FAGGOT FISH...

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Hippiemonk : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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195 days 5 hours ago...

I actually own an Archer fish. Shoots crickets out of my hand.

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Cahu : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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195 days 5 hours ago...

^You can shoot crickets out of your hands?

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Zeroenna : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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195 days 3 hours ago...

Holy crap i can`t believe noone commented on their filming technique. Matrix mix with wildlife FTW

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BudZilla : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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195 days 2 hours ago...

Macro evolution is bullshit. Look at precise these animal machines are. Design is the only good explanation.

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hexish : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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195 days 2 hours ago...

^just because you don`t understand it doesn`t mean it`s not possible

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o_O-l : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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LOL^^^BudZilla go to a biology class dumbfuck

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