Former college basketball coach Abe Lemmons made the following observations concerning the differences between doctors and coaches.
Doctors can bury their mistakes: Coaches still have theirs on scholarships.
Finish last in your league and they call you an idiot: Finish last in medical school and they call you a doctor.
Just once I'd like to see the win-loss records of doctors right out front where people can see them: Won ten, Lost three, Tied two.
