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Snakes on a Plane - The TV Edit

The FX version of Samuel L. Jackson's famous line from Snakes on a Plane.

In case you've been living in a cave or something... here's the ACTUAL line:
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

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pokyme : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

pokyme

39 votes NegativePositive

213 days 9 hours ago...

What a forgettable punchline..absolute horrible....They shoulda just censored the damn thing..fuck you fcc

amnesiac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

amnesiac

73 votes NegativePositive

213 days 9 hours ago...

lol, Monday to Friday plane

Is that seriously the best they could come up with??? lol

pharb : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

pharb

Hidden (Show Comment) -16 votes

213 days 5 hours ago...

that was a waste of time...

mag1kr3zin : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mag1kr3zin

58 votes NegativePositive

213 days 4 hours ago...

Monkey fighting?

filminFL08 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

filminFL08

66 votes NegativePositive

212 days 23 hours ago...

This movie has just gotten 10x better.

paper : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

paper

5 votes NegativePositive

211 days 16 hours ago...

My day just became so much better.

MrFrunzi : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

MrFrunzi

23 votes NegativePositive

211 days 14 hours ago...

What is a Monday to Friday plane anyway?

thorkon : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

thorkon

55 votes NegativePositive

211 days 14 hours ago...

^
A long ass plane ride

yugo9 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

yugo9

4 votes NegativePositive

211 days 14 hours ago...

unless you fly against the time zones, in that case its a shorter version of a LONG ASS PLANE RIDE!!!!

Enigma90 : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Enigma90

18 votes NegativePositive

211 days 13 hours ago...

If there was in fact some snake vs. monkey action in that movie, it may have been better.

Deadly Ninja Man : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Deadly Ninja Man

43 votes NegativePositive

211 days 13 hours ago...

I`ve just had an awesome idea for a film...

berlapsac : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

berlapsac

2 votes NegativePositive

211 days 13 hours ago...

Amazing

bidman : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

bidman

0 votes NegativePositive

211 days 12 hours ago...

Who`s the redaction room pothead that came up with this.
This is either pure cynical genius or incompetence.

This is just too bad to be true, it has to be someone that knew this was the movie`s main punch line and went: "Aight, whats the worst thing I can come up with, fuck those fcc idiots".

Anyhow, I gave it 5.

Leviathan420 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Leviathan420

0 votes NegativePositive

211 days 11 hours ago...

wow that is lame. this is what i expect from that crap channel "peachtree". If you cant play a few swears from a movie or show the violence then please just dont play it

saltesc : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

saltesc

6 votes NegativePositive

211 days 11 hours ago...

aaaahahahaha. This is easily one of my all-time fav web vids. I`ll never forget this shit.

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