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Why wasn't jesus born in Australia? Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

  • Quixotic
  • posted by Quixotic
  • Date 4/19/2009 2:59:08 PM
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Quixotic : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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219 days 7 hours ago...

Damn it wasn`t that bad. Its a joke. Trust me - Australians can handle it.

Australians laugh the loudest when I tell it. I thought this was "spiked" humor.

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