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New Millennium Office Terminology

FLIGHT RISK: Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon. GOOD JOB: A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" Job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again. IDEA HAMSTERS: People who always seem to have their idea generator running. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. SITCOMs: (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage) What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

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