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20 years crafting the perfect business card. Time to go win some free lunches!

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parinfinitygman : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

parinfinitygman

7 votes NegativePositive

204 days 7 hours ago...

You`re a Dick....Guaranteed!

superleggera : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

superleggera

6 votes NegativePositive

204 days 6 hours ago...

if it won`t fit in my wallet i`d throw it into the next rubbish bin i see...

eyedahoe : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

eyedahoe

6 votes NegativePositive

204 days 4 hours ago...

Its a beer coaster.

Venomousvole : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Venomousvole

1 votes NegativePositive

204 days ago...

maybe one day he will build a crowd of people with pitch-forks and torches.

cheerio : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

cheerio

3 votes NegativePositive

203 days 2 hours ago...

As a graphic designer I can understand that business cards are very important. But holy sh** this guy reeks of douchebag.

dopefiend : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

dopefiend

3 votes NegativePositive

202 days 19 hours ago...

I wonder if he`d give me a stack? Of course he won`t know I`d throw them all out.

Doggy_Dog_World : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Doggy_Dog_World

2 votes NegativePositive

202 days 2 hours ago...

lol Kinda reminds me of the "buisness card off" in the American Psycho movie.

SOLSTAR : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

SOLSTAR

1 votes NegativePositive

200 days 17 hours ago...

I use business cards for filters in my joints.. his would last a very long time... make my filters pop out n shit...

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