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Woman Jumps Into Polar Bear Pen

Zoo keepers saved the life of a German woman who jumped into a polar bear enclosure.

posted by rydl61106
4/12/2009 8:25:08 PM

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dopefiend : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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225 days ago...

why the hell did they pull her out?

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shumbum : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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225 days ago...

^HOW the hell did they pull her out?

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filthyrichboy15 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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224 days 23 hours ago...

Ah, don`t worry, she`ll be fine - polar bears hunt seals, not manatees.

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TumbleCow : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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224 days 23 hours ago...

She just wanted to be with a group her size

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crusher0 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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224 days 23 hours ago...

what the fuck she`s not even helping herself up

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Flynn_2006 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

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224 days 20 hours ago...

They bearly have the strength to pull her up.

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chrisszbond : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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224 days 19 hours ago...

maybe she didnt get the fish sticks joke from southpark and reacted like kanye west.
"do you like fishsticks"
"yes"
"do you enjoy putting fishsticks in your mouth?"
"yes"
"then you must be a gay fish"

http://spikedhumor.com/articles/179106/Do-You-Like-Fish-Sticks.htm
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somber : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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224 days 13 hours ago...

Journalist who should have never been employed:
"Sweeping seconds at the Berlin Zoo.
A woman, hanging on a rescue rope amidst the Polar Bears` enclosure - inconceivable - and this during the feeding hours.

The lifebelt breaks, the apparently deranged woman falls into the water again.
One of the bears instantly bites.
At the last second, another lifebelt reaches her and the woman survives."

Random kid:
"...There was this woman hanging, and then immediately tons of zoo keepers rushed there, immediately..."

Random hag:
"...And the keepers used rods to keep the Polar Bears away from the woman...so that nothing could happen, y`know."

Brutally bad "Journalist":
"During feeding hours, Polar Bears are generally very aggressive. For this visitor to barely escape death - a piece of luck at this Good Friday.
But why this woman jumped into the enclosure in the first place is still unclear at this point."

Why I translated this? I have no idea. Probably to point out the idiocy of the report and the interviewed visitors.

By the way, the "Bild" (image/picture) is Germany`s "The Sun"... so... there you go.

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jdinasheville : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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224 days 3 hours ago...

^ thanks, we needed that.

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Dirt Digger : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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224 days ago...

Apparently this is the same exhibit where Knut lives. There are additional pictures floating around that show her swimming up to a polar bear...then freaking out and swimming away when the bear takes a nibble out of her back.

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