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Jesus Can't Touch This

Stop! Hammer Time!

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4/7/2009 8:32:26 PM

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The Evil Bat : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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230 days 12 hours ago...

I hope that jesus has a sense of humor, otherwise Im f#$ked cuz I laughed X)

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Wittman45 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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230 days 9 hours ago...

Happy Easter everybody!

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mufasa1023 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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229 days 7 hours ago...

haha "Hammertime" totally got me :)

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FatHeadZach : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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228 days 20 hours ago...

terrible just terrible

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Lunearetic : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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227 days 16 hours ago...

lol, That was so offensive....but I laughed anyway.

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SvenGB : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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226 days 19 hours ago...

first thought "LOL"

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Marvecko : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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226 days 19 hours ago...

Seeing this on Good Friday... and laughing... oh crap...

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Presto : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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226 days 18 hours ago...

Mommy Mommy I found a lincoln log in me sock drawer!

Thats the story of Jesus!

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hunterdfc : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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226 days 17 hours ago...

I thought it was hilarious.

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huntsman_420 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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226 days 16 hours ago...

This is just horrible. I can`t believe what I`m seeing.

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r3dRoVeR247 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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226 days 11 hours ago...

i cant believe im laughing

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Swishy! : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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226 days 11 hours ago...

If you cant get a smile on your face you`re either christian or humorless. Why are insulting jokes the funniest ones?

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h0ser : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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226 days 9 hours ago...

i don`t understand this picture at all.

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Warfare Artist of the XIII : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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226 days 3 hours ago...

"I hope that jesus has a sense of humor, otherwise Im f#$ked cuz I laughed X)"
My gardener is actually a pretty funny guy.

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TheGrotesque1 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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225 days 17 hours ago...

lol, even my mouth dropped...then i laughed

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