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Just when you think women have found every conceivable, stupid thing to do with a car, they go raise the bar to a whole new level.

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4/3/2009 6:55:59 AM

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bm28651 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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219 days 7 hours ago...

I bet she was in a convertible.

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Pfeil : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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219 days 7 hours ago...

A blonde walks into a hair salon with headphones on. She says that she would like a haircut.

The lady says, “I need you to take the headphones off.”

The blonde replys, “Just cut around them, I can’t live without them.”

So the butician starts cutting her hair. She gets 1/3 done and says again, “Please miss, you need to take the headphones off.”

The blonde once again replys, “Just cut around them, I can’t live without them.”

The butician gets 2/3 done and gets fed up. She removes the head phones from the blondes head.

Emediately the blonde starts to choke and is dead within 2 min. The butician raises the headphones to her ears to hear what was so important to the blonde, and what she hears is a soft soothing voice saying:

Breathe in,
Breathe out.
Breathe in,
Breathe out.
Breathe in,
Breathe out.

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MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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218 days 23 hours ago...

^Gonna have to blow the dust off of this one: FAIL

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InsayneJayne (Admin) : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

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218 days 21 hours ago...

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a level maths : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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218 days 21 hours ago...

BWAHAHAHAHAH seriously?

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brickcitybg : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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218 days 20 hours ago...

I instantly thought of Family Guy.

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knotes : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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218 days 19 hours ago...

hahaha i love the pics shown

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fagbag : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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218 days 19 hours ago...

women, only know how to operate a stove, cellphone and dildos.

leave all the inventing to men.

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Londonlouis : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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218 days 19 hours ago...

...Mum?

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Cahu : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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218 days 18 hours ago...

omg...

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anemis : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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218 days 17 hours ago...

probablya blonde bitch lol

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RockGuitarist309 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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218 days 17 hours ago...

Hahaaa, you can hear the operator chuckle towards the end. And I love how she says "Alright I got that goin" after she pulls the lock up...ridiculous.

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Ice_ghost : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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218 days 15 hours ago...

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits"
-Unknown

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stbasdf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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218 days 14 hours ago...

hey man, don`t hate on her. it was hot in that car, did you not hear? the heat must have been enough to affect her mental capacity. -_-

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Hoemo : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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218 days 13 hours ago...

good one powers

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