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Paul Holmes, a controversial news guy in New Zealand, makes fun of a former guest’s facial hair even after his female co-anchor tells him not to.

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3/30/2009 7:10:30 AM

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Alonso : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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238 days 23 hours ago...

hahaha funny guy and funny way of saying mustache

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TumbleCow : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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238 days 22 hours ago...

"Everyone in my ear is saying dont read it out" HAHA this guy rocks

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SleazeChieftain : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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238 days 15 hours ago...

"What`s the hardest part of being you?"

Mustache.

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maxgnr : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

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238 days 15 hours ago...

Forget the mustache, did he just say he`s going to blow his own hooter?

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kayzee : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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238 days 15 hours ago...

Ahh shes soo cutee, tryin to be all " dont read it out" Id put my dick in her mouth.

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n0val33t : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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238 days 14 hours ago...

God forbid someone mentioning what everyone`s thinking.

"Join a club?!" hahahahahaha honestly if everyone wasn`t so afraid to say something wrong the world would be better off. Life is harsh, stop cushioning it.

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dil1788 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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238 days 14 hours ago...

I love how the first letter says only `moustache`, and you can hear someone in the background laugh but the woman is totally disappointed. Perfect delivery by this awesome guy.

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LaLush : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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238 days 14 hours ago...

O.....K......

So crossing New Zealand off my list off places to go in search of women

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Vukoslavia : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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238 days 13 hours ago...

"why has everyone hone quiet?
because she makes a good point.
well at the end of the day, you all were sitting at home, we were all sitting here...and there was a lady with a mustache on!"

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disco dirk : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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238 days 12 hours ago...

LaLush: You may want to reconsider that after reading this article: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/295808

They would rather have sex first before dating, because "if the sex is bad, then why waste time dating."

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duomaxwe!! : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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238 days 11 hours ago...

That was fuckin` hilarious.

I don`t favourite things on Spiked often, but that is hilarious.

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CombatGod : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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238 days 10 hours ago...

I`m sorry but people are way too fucking sensitive. The viewer that was reduced to tears is an oversensitive bitch.

He wasn`t talking about your fucking mustache.

He was talking about the mustache of a god damn news personality who fucking knows she`s going to be in the public eye and has enough fucking money do to something about an obvious hairy ass growth on her upper lip.

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Presto : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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238 days 10 hours ago...

That gay guy is just jealous the girl can grow a bigger mustache then he can

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neon neophyte : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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238 days 10 hours ago...

id actually watch this. what do we have? the view? *ppppblblblblblblbt* (the sound of me imitating a fart)

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Jonas22 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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238 days 9 hours ago...

rofl this guy is my hero. Bottom line, if you`re a woman and going on tv and you`ve got a stash...SHAVE FFS.

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