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If Atheists Ruled the World

All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums.

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DingoDango : LVL 50: VP 5: said:

DingoDango

37 votes NegativePositive

356 days 1 hour ago...

I had a good LOL and a bit of ROFL mixed with some feelings of GTFO and STFU.

E0D0D : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

E0D0D

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356 days ago...

Brace yourself for a stupid question:

This is just a few guys acting out what was said on this forum right? They arnt actualy retarded are they?

DingoDango : LVL 50: VP 5: said:

DingoDango

33 votes NegativePositive

356 days ago...

^ Yep, that was a stupid question.

Wayans : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Wayans

21 votes NegativePositive

356 days ago...

Bill Maher should watch this. It puts Religulous to shame.
But both Christian and Athiest people can be ignorant and stupid.

I just doubt that Christians would be nearly this clever.

daantec : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

daantec

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355 days 23 hours ago...

these guys probably didn`t know the science of evolution, they were probably born somewhere in some rich as hospital to some rich ass religious family who happen to get all there money from their parents and forced these guys to follow their path of life. i don`t believe we were created 6,000 years ago in 7 days out of sand, thats probably the most retarded shit anyone could have written in a book, and the fact that we have to go to hell for not believing in god, a god that doesn`t show itself to the people it judges, and chooses whether they go to heaven or hell, thats pretty fucked up. i mean it doesent even give us a clue of how it looks, there are pipctures of buddha there are pictures of shiva, but there are no fuckin pictures of god, the only picture i find him in are pictures of clouds, clouds with fuckin beards. thank you.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

33 votes NegativePositive

355 days 22 hours ago...

There`s probably no God, obey your bunny overlord.

blade9z : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

blade9z

1 votes NegativePositive

355 days 22 hours ago...

These are acts from words in that forum it looks, but its kind of thing I would expected anway. It always make me think why these "religous nuts" (yes, I said it again) uses their car or microwave at all when they think science is evil.

fryser_d : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

fryser_d

7 votes NegativePositive

355 days 19 hours ago...

Damn, their website is down...

MIRROR: http://s5.tinypic.com/34ja9et.jpg

Jonas22 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Jonas22

7 votes NegativePositive

355 days 17 hours ago...

haha it`s comments like these that just make me feel that arguing with a religious fanatic is pointless(my roommate happens to be one...sry Tom)...they must have taken the stupidest comments off that forum. I mean, these are the kind of arguments that don`t even deserve to be dignified with a response, because you know they were made by someone with the intellectual capacity of a 12 year old.

cheerio : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

cheerio

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355 days 17 hours ago...

Is it just me or does this seem kinda fake?

pony : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

pony

0 votes NegativePositive

355 days 17 hours ago...

How awesome would be if you could say to your friends "Yeah I like porn all right, but my wife isn`t happy until she sees men fucking in our living room..."

NatalieParsnip : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

NatalieParsnip

14 votes NegativePositive

355 days 17 hours ago...

I know it`s supposed to be funny, but it`s just too painful to listen to. Lord save me from your followers.

misomi : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

misomi

13 votes NegativePositive

355 days 16 hours ago...

I`m a Christian, and I can tell you with certainty that there are just as many whack-jobs, idiots, and ignorant, uneducated, intolerant people within the Christian faith, as there are outside of it. The point is to seek out Truth for yourself, and make up your own mind. Don`t let idiot Christians, or idiot athiests do it for you.

SSJTrunks : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

SSJTrunks

4 votes NegativePositive

355 days 16 hours ago...

First of all, I can`t believe that there are people out there who actually said that and actually believe that.

Second, "monkeys don`t live several million years!" cracked me right up, I laughed out loud.

Grothesk : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Grothesk

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355 days 15 hours ago...

The bearded guy couldn`t spell the term "nigger faggot" in a spelling bee and claims that "it`s not a dick, man" in the following videos.

"Your word is..."
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/70188/National-Spelling-Bee.htm
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Mouth-based video game:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/134046/Memory-Loss-Memento-Parod
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