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Cartman Explains How He Deals With Women

A set of four classic monologues from Eric Cartman that I found to be pretty funny. Taken from Season 1, Episode 5: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"

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megascream999 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

megascream999

1 votes NegativePositive

225 days 9 hours ago...

lol love Cartman

magikh0e : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

magikh0e

-5 votes NegativePositive

224 days 5 hours ago...

"Smoke crack in your bed room and have sex with some guy, I dont even know on my dads bed"

haha

Mr.Tweek : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Mr.Tweek

4 votes NegativePositive

220 days 2 hours ago...

if some girl would try to kick his ass, they would probably succeed (wendy kicked his ass)


v heck yes breast cancer show ever XD

Vivisector : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Vivisector

4 votes NegativePositive

220 days 2 hours ago...

^^^ "Breast cancer show ever"

n0val33t : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

n0val33t

0 votes NegativePositive

220 days 2 hours ago...

*cries* beautiful.

You can learn a lot from South Park..

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