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Self Help - Remove A Bullet

Also, Sterilize the Knife First!

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Needless_Kane : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Needless_Kane

7 votes NegativePositive

229 days ago...

Pour some hard liquor on it ... and give me a little swig too!

fagbag : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

fagbag

8 votes NegativePositive

228 days 22 hours ago...

pain or hospital? hospital would hurt, but they know what their doing.

u would probably die of pain anyways, like alcohol, hot knife, and digging through a nerve? what if the bullet was a hollow tip, ude be going on a treasure trail.

saint322 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

saint322

87 votes NegativePositive

228 days 21 hours ago...

Each positive vote= how many bullets you would like to put into the narrator.

udvox : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

udvox

1 votes NegativePositive

228 days 20 hours ago...

They make it seem worse than it is.

sn00ke : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

sn00ke

20 votes NegativePositive

228 days 20 hours ago...

They forgot the Rambo treatment: Tie a piece of your shirt around it, then scream while firing a heavy machinegun from the hip.

Loops101 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Loops101

2 votes NegativePositive

228 days 20 hours ago...

^ you should try it

Onisama : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Onisama

-5 votes NegativePositive

228 days 19 hours ago...

The real criminal steps in removing a bullet wound.

1-Go to someone you trust, if you know a blackmarket doc than go to him but as long as he`s trust worthy, and keep an eye open so he won`t steal ur kidneys if u get KO`d by the pain

(if you found no one and ur dumb enough to do it urself AND u got the BALLS to do it, otherwise ur ass fucked to go to the hospital)

2-Take out some tools (pliers and knife)

3-Get a towel or something to chew on

4-Get high but enough stay conscious. (with Drinks or drugs or both) Note: If ur doing this by yourself, the results may differ greatly or even cause death.

(Before and in-between you use the tools, have a good lighter or rubbing alcohol and clean them up to avoid infections)
5-Now treasure hunt that bullet (if it`s a hollow tip, u`d see glowing copper shards, remove those)

6-Clean that wound up with hard alcohol or rubbing alcohol (Vodka is my favourite here)

7-Now burn the tip of a knife and cover that wound

8-Bandage that

9-Walk it off.

SH1N0K : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

SH1N0K

1 votes NegativePositive

228 days 18 hours ago...

"If you do it right, It will hurt like a chainsaw enema"

Haha. Ouch.

L3b3rt : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

L3b3rt

12 votes NegativePositive

228 days 18 hours ago...

hmm if MGS3 taught me correctly, it should be,
Remove bullet with field knife or dinner fork
use Disinfectant to clean the wound,
then Styptic to stop the bleeding. Apply Bandage.
if your stam is low, eat a snake or something.

Cahu : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Cahu

7 votes NegativePositive

228 days 18 hours ago...

They left it quite clear that this program is for people who get shot and don`t want to go to the hospital...

Danielnator : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Danielnator

3 votes NegativePositive

228 days 17 hours ago...

This show is so shit. This is the same program that gave tips on how to DATE A STRIPPER. Retarded.

jimmyT : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

jimmyT

0 votes NegativePositive

228 days 12 hours ago...

he`s suppose drink straight from the whiskey bottle before cauterizing it. at least that`s how rambo does it

Bloodpool : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Bloodpool

1 votes NegativePositive

228 days 11 hours ago...

In Rambo III he sprinkled gun powder on his wound and then lit it to cauterize it. Badass.

Katsuro : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Katsuro

1 votes NegativePositive

228 days 9 hours ago...

You`re better of not removing the bullet. Doctors and surgeons very rarely attempt to remvove a bullet from a gun shot victim as the amount of trauma and damage caused by doing so would actually make the injury worse and potentially kill the patient.

They only remove them if the bullet hasn`t penetrated very deep or if it is located where it could potentially move and cause a fatal injury, such as very near a major organ.

dopefiend : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

dopefiend

0 votes NegativePositive

228 days 9 hours ago...

The world is pussified, the Punisher plucks lead from his body on a daily basis

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