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Finally Tonight, Jesus

Save us Jebus.

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importrx7 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

importrx7

14 votes NegativePositive

255 days 2 hours ago...

pssh I saw Jesus the other day, he said this was all bullshit

exploder : LVL 49: VP 5: said:

exploder

2 votes NegativePositive

255 days 1 hour ago...

To have to put on a smile while "reporting" that shlock.

I would rather star in Straight Guys Forced to Blow Bukakke Gagger Edition 14, at least I would still have my dignity at the sticky end of the shoot.

velocity73R : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

velocity73R

3 votes NegativePositive

254 days 18 hours ago...

This is news? Actually, this kind of scares me. Christian`s believe that the Bible says Jesus would return, for all to see. Well, w/ the crazy amount of these stories nationwide, believers may think this is proof of his return. And who runs, the news, well the NWO does. So, by doing mass amounts of these stories, they can set in the minds of these, `Sheople` the idea of Jesus returning today, in, `Toast`, `Spoons`, etc. They are playing on peoples beliefs, but I think the reason for doing this will soon known, for anything to do w/ the Illuminati usually isn`t good...

Violetninja420 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Violetninja420

4 votes NegativePositive

254 days 13 hours ago...

Pretty lame what passes for miracles these days. Stories like this seem to be popular filler for new programs as well. It just seems to me that these people never spent enough time with their imagination as a kid.

I have a question as well. If you see an image of jesus in a piece of food, wouldn`t it be prudent to eat it? When you take communion in church they give you the stale triscuit and the grape drank and tell you eat the bread for it is my body, and drink the wine for it is my blood. If you make a french toast and you see the image of jesus on it, to sell it on E-bay or preserve it for all to see would be blasphemous would it not?

tones_420 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

tones_420

0 votes NegativePositive

254 days 6 hours ago...

I saw Jesus in the load I blew on my girlfriends face the other day. I told her it was a sign to try anal. Stupid bitch fell for it!

blade9z : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

blade9z

2 votes NegativePositive

254 days 6 hours ago...

lol, talk about delusional, half of them obviously made up, half don`t looks like anything, all, crazy.

fattirefury : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

fattirefury

10 votes NegativePositive

254 days 2 hours ago...

"A holy image or a bucket of FILTH??!!!" just the way he said it

praise jebus : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

praise jebus

3 votes NegativePositive

254 days 1 hour ago...

I cant save you. You`re all screwed. P.S....send me more money.

yepitsbooker : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

yepitsbooker

2 votes NegativePositive

253 days 23 hours ago...

all hail cheesus!

the mind will always try to find patterns in random things so you might as well make some money off these poor bastards

poortom : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

poortom

1 votes NegativePositive

253 days 19 hours ago...

Fuck me dead, people are dumb.

Okonomiyaki3000 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Okonomiyaki3000

3 votes NegativePositive

253 days 19 hours ago...

Shit, son, I saw a cloud looked like a dragon once. You what that means? Dragons are fuckin real, dude! We`re all screwed!

ShinyG : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

ShinyG

0 votes NegativePositive

253 days 18 hours ago...

Wut @3:00
That`s not Jesus, looks more like a bichon! I`m serious, just look at the top third of the picture...

SoN oF Da PI : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

SoN oF Da PI

0 votes NegativePositive

253 days 18 hours ago...

I have like 3 Mexican friends named Jesus...So what the hell does this tell me. NOTHING. lol

Venomousvole : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Venomousvole

1 votes NegativePositive

253 days 18 hours ago...

can you bless a bucket of filth?

PsYcHoKiLLa : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

PsYcHoKiLLa

1 votes NegativePositive

253 days 17 hours ago...

I saw Jesus in a church, he was stuck on some cross. Sadistic bastards.

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