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Illinois Restores Pluto's Status


The State of Illinois has decided it's unhappy with Pluto's 2006 expulsion from the league of planets and has decreed that as it "passes overhead through Illinois' night skies, that it be reestablished with full planetary status".

In case you're wondering why Illinois wants to mix it up with the International Astronomical Union - the body responsible for Pluto's demotion to dwarf planet, or "plutoid" - the senate resolution notes that "Clyde Tombaugh, discoverer of the planet Pluto, was born on a farm near the Illinois community of Streator".

The resolution (pdf) continues: "Dr Tombaugh is so far the only Illinoisan and only American to ever discover a planet."

Well, this assertion has caused a few raised eyebrows across the internet, since Americans have been discovering exoplanets in their droves for quite a few years. A minor detail, though, because Illinois clearly feels local pride has been dented by the by the IAU vote "in which only four per cent of the International Astronomical Union's 10,000 scientists participated".

Accordingly, the senates has declared that "March 13, 2009 be declared 'Pluto Day' in the State of Illinois in honor of the date its discovery was announced in 1930".

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Anything to keep our minds off of Blagojevich.

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Godsim : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

Godsim

-5 votes NegativePositive

263 days 3 hours ago...

Well, then fuck you, Illinois.

Malkaveer : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Malkaveer

4 votes NegativePositive

263 days 3 hours ago...

"Dr Tombaugh is so far the only Illinoisan and only American to ever discover a planet."

Not anymore fuckers!

littlep2000 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

littlep2000

15 votes NegativePositive

263 days 2 hours ago...

Apparently they`re getting bored with the slogan "The Land of Lincoln".

anoniem : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

anoniem

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

263 days 2 hours ago...

this probably matters to about 15 people in the world..

Desperada : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Desperada

4 votes NegativePositive

263 days 1 hour ago...

http://spikedhumor.com/articles/164618/Pluto.html

Phanto : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Phanto

8 votes NegativePositive

262 days 23 hours ago...

stupid politicians think they run the place.


Oh wait....

mightbegiant : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

mightbegiant

3 votes NegativePositive

262 days 21 hours ago...

It sucks the Pluto was demoted, but seriously... someone needs to call the WAAAAAmbulance on Illinois.

Khollest : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Khollest

4 votes NegativePositive

262 days 20 hours ago...

^^ No shit.
"..only American to ever discover a planet" ...WRONG!.
There have been over 300 planets discovered in the last 15 years, all of which with masses several (to several hundred) times that of Earth, firmly placing them in the "planet" category. Of those 300+ over 190 of the discoveries by American led teams.

By no means am I trying to steal anyone thunder, the first Exoplanet discovered was done so by an Italian team. The smaller (by comparison) rocky bodies are what the Swiss and Japanese tend to find with greater success.

Dark_Enigma : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Dark_Enigma

-3 votes NegativePositive

262 days 19 hours ago...

Man Illinois is really an attention whore

mountainbark : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

mountainbark

3 votes NegativePositive

262 days 17 hours ago...

when are they gonna start thinking about changing the name Uranus?








sorry

ecko69x : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

ecko69x

0 votes NegativePositive

262 days 16 hours ago...

In the end, does it really matter what Pluto is?

yunalenne10 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

yunalenne10

3 votes NegativePositive

262 days 13 hours ago...

"Accordingly, the senates has declared that "March 13, 2009 be declared `Pluto Day` in the State of Illinois in honor of the date its discovery was announced in 1930"."

Not much going on in Illinois, is there...LOL

gremwood : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

gremwood

0 votes NegativePositive

261 days 22 hours ago...

It`s too bad no one cares about Illinois! D,:

yeeeweee : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

yeeeweee

1 votes NegativePositive

261 days 20 hours ago...

they better watch out, I am pretty sure this is how the civil war started.

Mindset : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Mindset

0 votes NegativePositive

261 days 10 hours ago...

I`m from Illinois and I probably would never have know about this unless I saw this article. Regardless, I dont really care.

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