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Turtle Has Sex With Boot

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MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

MaxPowers_00001

36 votes NegativePositive

375 days 4 hours ago...

If you ask me the Shoe had it comin!

sh0wtym3 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

sh0wtym3

63 votes NegativePositive

375 days 3 hours ago...

Well you know how the saying goes...

If the shoe fits, have sex with it.

F3x : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

F3x

30 votes NegativePositive

375 days 2 hours ago...

Thats the creepiest thing I have ever seen. It looks like E.T`s baby is humping my foot.

shumbum : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

shumbum

41 votes NegativePositive

375 days 2 hours ago...

is it weird if I think it`s kinda cute?

tones_420 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

tones_420

36 votes NegativePositive

374 days 21 hours ago...

well, i never heard the shoe say `no`, so its consensual sex to me!

HairyLikeAnimal : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

HairyLikeAnimal

-3 votes NegativePositive

374 days 18 hours ago...

So the sounds that babies make is actually sweet sweet turtle love making noises?

mufasa1023 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

mufasa1023

19 votes NegativePositive

374 days 8 hours ago...

somebody needs to redub this with some sweet 70`s porn music, get rid of the stupid giggles and amplify the turtle hump noises

Metalobserver : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Metalobserver

20 votes NegativePositive

374 days 8 hours ago...

first time i saw a turtle`s penis. looks like some kind of tentacle.

nerdicus : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

nerdicus

3 votes NegativePositive

374 days 8 hours ago...

^^ No, it can`t reach the boot with his dink, so it`s more like a solid, "Come on!"

Mass x Acceleration : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Mass x Acceleration

-3 votes NegativePositive

374 days 8 hours ago...

absolutely the stupidest sex noise bar none. Other than that, this is what you`ll look like in the sack at 80

sir_music : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

sir_music

9 votes NegativePositive

374 days 7 hours ago...

that`s kind-of sick...

M0re B33r : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

M0re B33r

-5 votes NegativePositive

374 days 7 hours ago...

his dick comes out of his ass

SvenGB : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

SvenGB

22 votes NegativePositive

374 days 7 hours ago...

gotta give him credit for trying....

shasha : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

shasha

8 votes NegativePositive

374 days 6 hours ago...

thats not his dick its his tail

pimprocker : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

pimprocker

3 votes NegativePositive

374 days 4 hours ago...

CUM SHOT!!!!

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