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Saving a Choking Baby

How do you save a choking baby? You pull your dick out of its mouth.

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Ted Crilly : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Ted Crilly

0 votes NegativePositive

256 days 10 hours ago...

what if it`s already dead?

Loops101 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Loops101

0 votes NegativePositive

255 days 7 hours ago...

THE FUCK?????

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