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$22,000 House Cat

Imagine this one clawing up your furniture. "Morning Bob. Out for your daily stroll?" "Sure thing Jim, just walking my cat."

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3/6/2009 9:14:32 PM

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iamxyj : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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251 days 2 hours ago...

holy shit, they live for 25 years, that`s like twice what most cats live (12-15 years). Must be the leopard genes.

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Dropmachine.com : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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251 days ago...

Anybody that pays 20k for this cat while other cats die in shelters deserves to have their genitals smacked with a train.

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lostperson : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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250 days 23 hours ago...

wat a waste of money and time. Go fuck off, ppl buy a car or invest in a house if my grammer is wrong go ahead and correct me at www.idntgiveAfuck@bitch.com

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shocx : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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250 days 22 hours ago...

it would be really nice to have a cat that lives that long, but i don`t think i would ever buy a cat. All the cats i have ever owned weren`t paid for and I`ve owned 4, 2 are still alive. to me it really seems like if i bought one from a store i wouldn`t have the same connection with it if that makes any sense. I can still understand how people would want to buy a cat but that really is to much money, and it would be better of going to a charity or helping someone who needs it more then the people that breed those cats

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Gimli000 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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250 days 22 hours ago...

I`ve always wanted a Savannah cat but this just about takes the cake.

Also @Dropmachine - I think people should be able to choose what they want to do with their money. If all owners were responsible there would be no need for animal shelters. But I can understand how you feel.

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Intel : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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250 days 19 hours ago...

Let me get this straight, 22K for the Girl and the cat or just the cat? Im confused here!

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69yacko : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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250 days 11 hours ago...

Okay. 22k for a cat is a little nuts but if you can afford that do you really think your gonna care if it claws up your furniture ?

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mag1kr3zin : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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250 days 8 hours ago...

The Ashera is hybrid cat marketed by Lifestyle Pets.The cat is an alleged domestic/wild hybrid cat, a hybrid between the African serval, the Asian leopard cat, and a domestic housecat. However, the authenticity of the breed has been challenged, as the only known examples of "Ashera" cats have been proven by DNA testing to be Savannah cats, an existing breed.

Questions have been raised as to their authenticity,after a Pennsylvania cat breeder told the San Diego Union-Tribune that several cats sold by Allerca and labeled "Ashera" were actually raised by him as another hybrid, "Savannah F1."
The results of official DNA tests confirmed that 3 "Ashera" kittens confiscated at Schiphol Airport in Feb 2008 are F1 Savannahs bred by Chris Shirk of Cutting Edge Savannahs.US Fish and Wildlife supervised the taking of blood samples from Shirk`s cats in Pennsylvania. The samples were shipped directly from the vet surgery to the Dutch government. The forensic labs that compared the seized "Ashera" cats` DNA to that of the cats alleged to be their parents all confirmed that the "Ashera" kittens were F1 Savannahs bred by Shirk (Cutting Edge Cats) from his serval and an Egyptian Mau and could not be Ashera cats bred by Lifestyle Pets. The results were released in June 2008 and shortly afterwards, Brodie adopted the identity Simon Cadarran and set up a new company.

These cats, can weigh up to 40 lbs (according to Lifestyle Pets) and cost US$22,000 which meant the Savannah cats bred by Shirk were each resold as Asheras for around 4 times their original price. "Hypoallergenic" versions sell for $37,000 and versions with rare markings sell for up to $125,000.

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Phanto : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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250 days 2 hours ago...

They should put some dog genes in it so it doesn`t think it owns you like other cats do.

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pyranos : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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248 days 23 hours ago...

at 22k i`d rather have a liger or a tigon.

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PHINKS : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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247 days 22 hours ago...

22k? i`d buy a different king of pussy and its not the one that meows.

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gotto87 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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246 days 23 hours ago...

that spokesman chick is fit

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canadiandude : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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246 days 22 hours ago...

Just a week ago my wife and I picked up a new kitten. We named her Chloe The Multi-Colored Destroyer. She`s super cute - only eight weeks old, long hair, big, blue eyes. For the past week we`ve enjoyed watching her run around house, climb the furniture, wash her fur with her little kitten paws, play with the yet-to-be-taken-down Christmas tree.....blah, blah, blah... In short, Chloe kicks ass! And she was free. So who the hell needs to spend 22K on a cat?!?

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droc9999 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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246 days 22 hours ago...

heard lifestyle the company is a big fraud

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melivorous : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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246 days 21 hours ago...

that kinda sucks, 22,000 for one cat while so many die in shelters?

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